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Started by LMNO, June 30, 2011, 05:52:55 PM

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Doktor Howl

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August 25, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
Since when is a mall security guard a "law enforcement officer"?
Molon Lube

Disco Pickle

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August 25, 2011, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
Since when is a mall security guard a "law enforcement officer"?

Not entirely sure but likely an off duty moonlighting.  Quite a bit of that here.  Not sure how other places are doing it but I imagine it's cheaper than Wackenhut.
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Epimetheus

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August 27, 2011, 09:00:06 AM Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 09:22:43 AM by Epimetheus
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Bryant refused, police said. They said that when he was ordered to leave the mall, he screamed an expletive and said, "I'm not pulling up my pants up or leaving this (expletive) mall. You can't do anything to me. Obama runs this country."

I was immediately reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpoC7KLxjEI

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
Since when is a ... security guard a "law enforcement officer"?

Oh my god. This means I am a law enforcement officer. THANK YOU FLORIDA!

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I assume there is a secret word which will activate Zombie Soldier mode in his "patients".
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Cain

#33
August 27, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Assaulting a "law enforcement officer" shouldn't be a charge anyway.

It should just be fucking "assault".  It's not like we have "assaulting a dustbin man" charge on the books.  But, you know, gotta show the plebs that positions of authority are so special, they even get special laws to protect them.

Doktor Howl

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