New People Should Probably Read This.

[Phox]

What ghosts can't technically own property they can only haunt it?

This sounds like a serious miscarriage of justice.

This is not what our founding fathers intended.

Ron Paul 2012!

No, they can't.

Blight,
in favor of discrimination against the living impaired.

That is misogynistic,  And I think racist too!

You sir are a fucking pig!

And this one over here with the lame little emoticons and animated gifs.

put up or shut up.

Or he'll pistol whip you, you bitchwhore!

Oh me oh my. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.

You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.

You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?

You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.

But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.

Yeh thats I'm not really funny at all.

Sounds I sound dumb.

good luck with that tolerating my unwelcome presence.

Fixed. You really should proofread more.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

No, you're too much of a tease. Not going to happen.

[Pæs]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..

[Phox]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

Now why don't you tell us how you really feel?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Refrigerator magnet poetry is an undervalued art form. Kudos for staying strong. We're with you.

[Pæs]

Refrigerator magnet poetry is an undervalued art form. Kudos for staying strong. We're with you.

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

Now why don't you tell us how you really feel?

I actually feel quite calm and a bit euphoric. It feels physically as if the top of my head were lifted off and I could swear I can see my halo in my peripheral vision.

How about you?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

Go farct yourself.

[Pæs]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

Now why don't you tell us how you really feel?

I actually feel quite calm and a bit euphoric. It feels physically as if the top of my head were lifted off and I could swear I can see my halo in my peripheral vision.

How about you?

A suburban distance lying across your chest,
a purpled frock befitting

the asphyxiated,

cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are
truly
a goddess of disturbed tranquility!

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Refrigerator magnet poetry is an undervalued art form. Kudos for staying strong. We're with you.

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

You my fine feathered friend are quite the consummate dung beetle would you care for a reach around with your sandwich?

[Phox]

That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.

Now why don't you tell us how you really feel?

I actually feel quite calm and a bit euphoric. It feels physically as if the top of my head were lifted off and I could swear I can see my halo in my peripheral vision.

How about you?

Meh. The same.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

YAWN

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Agreed.