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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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SmokeyMcChickenson

I can't believe my eyes. :)  I have never seen a forum so full of pretentious douchebags .

Its like troll heaven here :)
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

Yeah, we'd have to have some sort of qualifying round. Maybe when they hit Outlandish?

No, I'm thinking at least a month's membership and regular posting.  It's easy to hit Outlandish in a few days, but then you're burned out.

Hmm. Good point.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

:lulz:

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

:lulz:

a forum version of one of these?

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

Yeah, that would be nice. Would it be possible that once someone hit obvious troll, obviously not going to contribute to admin them with some sort of label that makes all of the forums except the troll forum invisible? They'd still be able to see stuff if they logged out, but wouldn't be able to interact with anyone except in the troll dome.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 21, 2011, 06:44:36 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

:lulz:

a forum version of one of these?



:mittens:

That reminds me, you ever see the thing about movies from the perspective of minor characters?

The one for the EPA guy is hilarious.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

Yeah, we'd have to have some sort of qualifying round. Maybe when they hit Outlandish?

No, I'm thinking at least a month's membership and regular posting.  It's easy to hit Outlandish in a few days, but then you're burned out.

Hmm. Good point.

Yeah, the ability to spew a ton of posts says nothing about quality.  Maybe nominations?  Need three sponsors?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

Yeah, we'd have to have some sort of qualifying round. Maybe when they hit Outlandish?

No, I'm thinking at least a month's membership and regular posting.  It's easy to hit Outlandish in a few days, but then you're burned out.

Hmm. Good point.

Yeah, the ability to spew a ton of posts says nothing about quality.  Maybe nominations?  Need three sponsors?

That's a pretty good idea too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

Yeah, that would be nice. Would it be possible that once someone hit obvious troll, obviously not going to contribute to admin them with some sort of label that makes all of the forums except the troll forum invisible? They'd still be able to see stuff if they logged out, but wouldn't be able to interact with anyone except in the troll dome.

Even in jest that's a horrible idea. :(

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

Yeah, we'd have to have some sort of qualifying round. Maybe when they hit Outlandish?

No, I'm thinking at least a month's membership and regular posting.  It's easy to hit Outlandish in a few days, but then you're burned out.

Hmm. Good point.

Yeah, the ability to spew a ton of posts says nothing about quality.  Maybe nominations?  Need three sponsors?

So when Am I going to witness first hand anyone here post 1 quality post?

Aside from one comment from Doktor Blight's " STOP INSULTING SQUIRReLS "  I have seen no evidence whatsoever that would warrant the hubris this lot pretends to wield.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Luna

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:53:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 21, 2011, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 06:33:28 PM
Yeah think about it. Open up a subforum somewhere here, and have it as a place where we pit troll against troll, or maybe several trolls at once, for the lulz. Imagine- new troll comes in, right, and we just vacuum his posts into another troll's thread. Troll gets mad that someone else is coming underneath his bridge. Epic fun.

I still think it would probably end up like a lame version of Dancing With the Stars or something if the trolls in question didn't have sufficient perseverance.

They'd just get pissy that no one was taking them seriously and have tantrums of fail.

Now, if we could keep them there so they couldn't post anywhere else...

Yeah, that would be nice. Would it be possible that once someone hit obvious troll, obviously not going to contribute to admin them with some sort of label that makes all of the forums except the troll forum invisible? They'd still be able to see stuff if they logged out, but wouldn't be able to interact with anyone except in the troll dome.

Even in jest that's a horrible idea. :(

Goddess, they'd BREED in there...   :x
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

Let's just drop it and walk quietly away, yeah?

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO


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