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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2011, 07:10:19 pm »
I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2011, 09:45:32 pm »
Holy Fuck, no shoop required:
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.