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Zalgo is running for president.
« on: July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 pm »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 pm »


NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 am »
“Gee. He was just here a minute ago.” -GC

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 am »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 am »
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 am »
This thread makes me happy.  :)

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 am »
I wish I could see those at work.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 am »
They're evolving...  :lulz:
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 pm »
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 pm »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”