News:

Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

Main Menu

Zalgo is running for president.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2
User actions

Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
July 12, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
                                                   \
                                                     \
Quote from: Vaud on July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 AM


Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Precious Moments Zalgo

#16
July 12, 2011, 09:45:32 PM
Holy Fuck, no shoop required:
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2
User actions