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Zalgo is running for president.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
July 12, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
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Quote from: Vaud on July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 AM


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Precious Moments Zalgo

#16
July 12, 2011, 09:45:32 PM
Holy Fuck, no shoop required:
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.
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