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OH, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 29, 2011, 08:12:27 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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July 29, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Guys with cataracts and viagra hardons unable to find the hole, not caring, taking whichever wrinkle is handy... :horrormirth:
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Jenne

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July 29, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:38:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Who's going to have sex with these 120-800 year old people?  :horrormirth:

Other 800 year old people.

Just imagine it.  The smell of Ben Gay, the dust being kicked up, the hacking and coughing, the weird fluids emitting from orifices which shouldn't emit anything...

Soooo glad I ate BEFORE I came into this thread.

The potential SMELLS alone of such activity... :horrormirth:

There'd be no smell at all, which makes it all the more horrible.

Dunno, man...oldsters ain't known for their capacity to hold their fluids in, just saying.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 30, 2011, 01:03:44 AM
My concerns are... if it extends your lifetime to ten times what it currently is, does that mean that the terrible twos will last TEN YEARS? At what point does aging stabilize? I mean, if I could mature by 20 and spend the next 760 years in the prime of my life, then start to decline into old age when I was 780 or so, I'd take it.

But I sure as fuck wouldn't have any kids if pregnancy took seven and a half years, and they didn't leave the house until they were 180... The solution to the population problem would be built right in.
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