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Started by Gordon C, August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:08:35 PM
Incidentally, at the Swiss school I worked at, I debated healthcare with a 14 year old.  His position was "I don't see why my parents should pay for other people's healthcare, just because they worked hard to be rich!!  Those losers shouldn't get anything, they don't deserve it."

I made him give me his sammich.  I then ate it and walked away.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Epimetheus

Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.

damn, beat me to it.
I'm a major trollsturbator.
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Don Coyote

DARK GODDESS DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHY WERE YOU ALL HAVING FUN ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT ME WHILE I WAS OFF DOING MEATSPACE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I THINK I BROKE THE CAPS LOCK AND SHIT KEY

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Epimetheus on August 11, 2011, 04:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.

damn, beat me to it.
I'm a major trollsturbator.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."




Cramulus

I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

I shat myself.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

This sounds like a VERY worthwhile project!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

This sounds like a VERY worthwhile project!

OMG please do this!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cramulus

Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.