Insight Into Anarchy's Subtle Nuances. London. 2011.

[Golden Applesauce]

Given the choice between a cross-continental conspiracy to replace a person (to the point of fooling friends) for the purpose of trolling us, or IP addresses just being fucking weird... what real Discordian believe?

[Cain]

I still think it's her and she's derp-tarded.

But it has piqued my interest, I must admit.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I was just googling mileage calculators to see what the distance was, and Pukatja isn't even recognized.

No, it's not a cross-continental conspiracy. But it's fucking weird.

[Phox]

I was just googling mileage calculators to see what the distance was, and Pukatja isn't even recognized.

No, it's not a cross-continental conspiracy. But it's fucking weird.

I did it with Pukatja Homeland and it come out to 2586 km.

[BadBeast]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

[Phox]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

Oh, so it's YOUR fault, you anarchocommunist bastard! GET HIM, CAIN! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

Your friend is a stupid, drunk, shitlicking sow with delusions of intellect.

Sorry.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

Has she always talked to people like crap for no apparent reason?

[Doktor Howl]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

You say that like it's a bad thing.   

[Doktor Howl]

Eartha's my friend, I've known her for years, she *is* who she says she is, and you're all being paranoid.

Your friend is a stupid, drunk, shitlicking sow with delusions of intellect.

Sorry.

That part doesn't even bother me.

The senseless shitting on everyone who attempts - or doesn't attempt - to have a conversation with her is the part that bothers me.

Maybe Badbeast knows her better than we do.  I can understand that.  Thing is, the way she behaves, I don't want to know her better.

[Doktor Howl]

I think the last IP my phone had said it was from Boston, MA. 

That's a fairly significant geographic divergence.  Don't know about Australia's geography thoguh, so it might not measure up.

ETA: clarifying.

Frankly, I don't know enough about how phones interact with the internet.  If she's using a phone, for all I know, that's the explanation.

[Phox]

I think the last IP my phone had said it was from Boston, MA. 

That's a fairly significant geographic divergence.  Don't know about Australia's geography thoguh, so it might not measure up.

ETA: clarifying.

Frankly, I don't know enough about how phones interact with the internet.  If she's using a phone, for all I know, that's the explanation.

Could be. I don't really know about it either.

[Doktor Howl]

I think the last IP my phone had said it was from Boston, MA. 

That's a fairly significant geographic divergence.  Don't know about Australia's geography thoguh, so it might not measure up.

ETA: clarifying.

Frankly, I don't know enough about how phones interact with the internet.  If she's using a phone, for all I know, that's the explanation.

Could be. I don't really know about it either.

Won't stop me from being a paranoid asshole, though.  I gotta be me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Paranoia's got a pretty good track record. I trust it more and more. 

[Doktor Howl]

Paranoia's got a pretty good track record. I trust it more and more. 

"A paranoid is merely someone in possession of all the facts."
- Richter Von Tater, 1895