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Insight Into Anarchy's Subtle Nuances. London. 2011.

Started by Eartha-ly Delights, August 10, 2011, 01:24:34 AM

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Indeed it is. The post I just made contains all of the insight into "anarchy" that anyone over the age of 5 should need. :lulz:
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eartha-ly Delights

Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 06:29:44 AM
You know, there is a study I read, a long time ago, in which people managed to make themselves look very smart by asking questions about random facts that only they knew. Apparently the onlookers only noticed that the askers knew and the answerers didn't, and failed to adjust for the unfairness of the underlying game.

But I'm sure Eartha-ly isn't trying to change the topic from her earlier hilariously ill-informed conspiracy theorizing to ground she feels safer on in order to try and prove her superior intellect.

And besides, everyone knows science is bourgeoise, and Eurocentric.

I stand by my conspiracy theories you arrogant little arsewipe.....mine have at least more basis in fact than the awe inspiringly paranoid ones disseminated here in the last 24-36 hours. The Great Eartha/Capt Utopia Sub Continental Take Over Conspiracy...remember that one?

Christ it sounded like a meeting of Paranoid Delusionals Anonymous.

And I will also point out that there are a great deal more than a tiny number of people who are bright enough to know that not all Indians are Hindu...but that most of them do traditionally eat chili.....Such people are just not often found on pd apparently.

Oh and the reason why I seemed to hate Dok as much as that Utopia dude did is simple...Dok is really good at inspiring hatred. Seems to be one of his few natural talents.

Spoofing pagan porn fiction is certainly not one of them.

**Yawns** Even he got bored with it.

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With no clear idea of who ED was I totally expected this thread to turn this way from the title alone. Okay, maybe not exactly this way. There was no way to anticipate ED's severe and irredeemable stupidity.

It was inevitable and should be sticked for future reference.

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Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 14, 2011, 07:04:23 AM
The Great Eartha/Capt Utopia Sub Continental Take Over Conspiracy...remember that one?

Christ it sounded like a meeting of Paranoid Delusionals Anonymous.
What you fail to realise is that these conspiracy theories are born out of a blind optimism most of the posters taking part will deny possessing.
It's easier to handle the return of a previous troll, deliberately being a fuckwit to upset, than to acknowledge the existence of more than one such character. It makes me sad to consider that both you and CU exist. When you were both CU, I could more easily dismiss the fuckwittery as anomalous and keep my palm off my face.

Cain

Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 14, 2011, 07:04:23 AM
I stand by my conspiracy theories you arrogant little arsewipe.....

Yeah.  Well...yeah.  I wouldn't expect anything less.  Doesn't make them any less retarded, though  :lol:

Quotemine have at least more basis in fact than the awe inspiringly paranoid ones disseminated here in the last 24-36 hours. The Great Eartha/Capt Utopia Sub Continental Take Over Conspiracy...remember that one?

Except there was an actual anomaly noted, and a concern made....oh yes, and no-one is still vainly clutching to such a theory, claiming that it is still right and those who disagree are "arrogant little arsewipes".

QuoteChrist it sounded like a meeting of Paranoid Delusionals Anonymous.

Meanwhile, suspecting the riots were a false-flag op because, after a day of rioting, some people warned there may be riots in their area, is proof of a sound, functioning mind, right?

Also, no clever reply concerning Lal Mirch, I notice.   :lol:

But please, do go on.  You're providing excellent comic relief from this essay I'm writing.

East Coast Hustle

I've got $5 that says we're wasting our time with a raging alcoholic who can't get over her "glory days" of sticking it to The Man back in the 80's by trading pirated cassette tapes.

I hope that wagering in USD doesn't expose my Americentrism.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 14, 2011, 07:22:14 AM
I've got $5 that says we're wasting our time with a raging alcoholic who can't get over her "glory days" of sticking it to The Man back in the 80's by trading pirated cassette tapes.

I hope that wagering in USD doesn't expose my Americentrism.

By betting in dollars, you are only perpetuating US economic hegemony over the former, so-called "Third World" and denying, in a very material sense, the worth of their contributions to the global economy.

I'm going to have to do this as a troll, at some point.  See, this thread wasn't entirely worthless.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 14, 2011, 06:14:36 AMNow One Eye, so erudite and well informed yet he apparently doesn't know that Goa, on the Northernmost coastal tip of India

Ummmmm

Goa is located in South West India, and unless your map is upside-down, India doesn't even have a Northern coast, unless Pakistan and Nepal sunk into the ocean since last time I checked.

Quotewas colonised by the Portuguese in the 15th Century. Its population are as a result, primarily Muslim and Christian.

65% Hindu, 26% Christian and 6% Muslim, actually.

QuoteBoth of which faith groups eat beef. I think you'll all agree, that point about religious demographics is germane to refuting many of the criticisms I received on the beef issue.

How the fuck is it traditional if the Portuguese imported it?! :lol:

QuoteThe chili you see, was brought to India when the Portuguese dropped off the first lot of colonists...so again, approx 500 years or more. Now I hope you all do see that 500 years of eating a thing makes it quite the tradition...well in most cultures anyway.

If you ignore the other 9500 years of their history, sure!

Maybe if you're an "Americentric" middle-class white person, then yes, 300 years must seem like quite a tradition to you :lulz:

QuoteNow should you go, any of you, to Goa (as if) and attempt to tell those people that they worship cows and chili is not a traditional food, I suspect they would have words to say back on the issue.

Everybody knows that all the people in Goa are continuously fucked up on shrooms and LSD, dancing to repetitive beats and wonderfully twisted melody lines and that you shouldn't trust their words any further than a machine-elf can throw a glow stick.

It's quite the tradition, you know.


QuoteFor even people with a Eurocentrist view of the world, would have had some high school level knowledge of the culture and religions in former Portuguese colonies such as Goa...being that it's, well you know, a reasonably important period of world history.

:lulz:

That's a kinda .. ummm "Portu-goa-centrist" [as long as we insist on making up words] worldview.

You know why the period was reasonably important in world history? Because everybody was colonizing shit all over the fucking place causing multitudes of cultural upheavals every fucking where.

So, during my terribly Dutch-o-centric highschool education, when it came to colonial times, I mostly learned about these tiny green bits and not about who specifically brought beef and chilis to where.

QuoteNow how on earth did I have the temerity to suggest you're all a pack of xenophobic dumb cunts?

Because you're an idiot?

QuoteThank you for the patience and courtesy vitriolic abuse, adolescent name calling and paranoid ravings with which I am sure this information will be received.

SHIT POOP BUTT FART LOL YOU STINK

AND YOUR UGLY

AND A MORAN

MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL IT'S LIKE ALL OF INDIA CONCENTRATED IN ONE PERSON*




(* that's not xenophobic, it actually does stink in India )
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Triple Zero

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 14, 2011, 06:54:43 AM
Oh, and I'm pretty sure almost everybody here knows at least a bit about the history of Goa and the cultural genesis of their cuisine and why it differs so much from the milieu of "indian" food (which is really comprised of 7 or 8 different mother cuisines depending on how you count it).

I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT

BECAUSE I'M TRIPLE ZEROCENTRIC

BEEF
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Can we get back to anarchy, pls? I mean this retarded curry-based thing is funny, yeah, especially trip's reply but "anarchy is teh gud" is miles better

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East Coast Hustle

The best part of all this is that it will probably never sink in for ED that if she got her way and the world became one big anarchist utopia...

...it would just be full of people like us.

:lulz:


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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 14, 2011, 12:22:28 PM
Can we get back to anarchy, pls? I mean this retarded curry-based thing is funny, yeah, especially trip's reply but "anarchy is teh gud" is miles better

You're so Anarchocentric!! :argh!:
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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2011, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 14, 2011, 12:22:28 PM
Can we get back to anarchy, pls? I mean this retarded curry-based thing is funny, yeah, especially trip's reply but "anarchy is teh gud" is miles better

You're so Anarchocentric!! :argh!:

I've noticed your arguments have a tendency towards Centrocentrism.

Care to fucking explain yourself, mister??

Adios

Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 14, 2011, 07:04:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 06:29:44 AM
You know, there is a study I read, a long time ago, in which people managed to make themselves look very smart by asking questions about random facts that only they knew. Apparently the onlookers only noticed that the askers knew and the answerers didn't, and failed to adjust for the unfairness of the underlying game.

But I'm sure Eartha-ly isn't trying to change the topic from her earlier hilariously ill-informed conspiracy theorizing to ground she feels safer on in order to try and prove her superior intellect.

And besides, everyone knows science is bourgeoise, and Eurocentric.

I stand by my conspiracy theories you arrogant little arsewipe.....mine have at least more basis in fact than the awe inspiringly paranoid ones disseminated here in the last 24-36 hours. The Great Eartha/Capt Utopia Sub Continental Take Over Conspiracy...remember that one?

Christ it sounded like a meeting of Paranoid Delusionals Anonymous.

And I will also point out that there are a great deal more than a tiny number of people who are bright enough to know that not all Indians are Hindu...but that most of them do traditionally eat chili.....Such people are just not often found on pd apparently.

Oh and the reason why I seemed to hate Dok as much as that Utopia dude did is simple...Dok is really good at inspiring hatred. Seems to be one of his few natural talents.

Spoofing pagan porn fiction is certainly not one of them.

**Yawns** Even he got bored with it.



Damn ED, I stood up for you here. We're still friends, but swallowing a little pride and moving on would have made a far less thorny bed for you.

Don Coyote

DAMNIT TRIP I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAVE TO POOMP!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: