Insight Into Anarchy's Subtle Nuances. London. 2011.

[Cain]

I don't actually recall if she said her neighbor was Indonesian, I just threw that into the logic-salad of nonsense she was spouting because I didn't feel like going back and looking it up again.

Well, I can perfectly understand that sentiment.

[Cain]

One of the starkest differences is that though both regions rely heavily on curries (an extremely broad term to begin with), Indian curries tend to be made from dried/roasted/ground spices while Malay/Thai/Indonesian curries tend to use fresh ingredients ground into a wet paste.

Also I have never seen galangal used in any Indian curries while it is a staple in very nearly every SE Asian curry I know of, whereas Fenugreek is completely absent from those but present in many if not most Indian curries.

(waiting for ED to pop in and tell me I'm wrong because of all the coconut and galangal-based curries to be found on the Kashmiri coast.)

Also you'll be criticized for bringing up Kashmir in a topic about Indian food.  Because of your Americancentric hatred of the rights of the Kashmiri population to join with their Pakistani bretheren.  You are privileging a chauvinistic Indian-nationalist discourse simply by mentioning them in such a context.

(I can't think why it never occured to me to use post-structuralist/postcolonial jargon as part of a troll before.  I mean, most people who use such terminology are professional trolls anyway).

[Cain]

Oh, and didn't she throw something in there about having taken a cooking class once?  

Well, if that is the basis of her authority, myself and ECH have her beaten hands down already.  I really hope that is the case 

[East Coast Hustle]

Right? If "taking a cooking class" is her claim to a base of knowledge in the subject, you're basically Alain Ducasse and I'm like a culinary Deep Blue.

[President Television]

This thread makes my head hurt in the most wonderful way.

[Freeky]

 

[Salty]

The best part is she's just going to get shitfaced again and set us all straight on all manner of subjects. It's a like a gum-ball machine that keeps sticking money in itself.

Except the money is booze and gum is also booze.

[Bu🤠ns]

OH HEY folks...whats u----

...oh....

I see.....


well....


This schtick again. 


PRAISE "BOB!"

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

[Cain]

It's like a slinky.

A slinky of stupid, which goes "derp" as it goes down each step of the stairs.

Only in this case, the stairs are endless.

[Salty]

Everybody loves a slinky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The best part is she's just going to get shitfaced again and set us all straight on all manner of subjects. It's a like a gum-ball machine that keeps sticking money in itself.

Except the money is booze and gum is also booze.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's like a slinky.

A slinky of stupid, which goes "derp" as it goes down each step of the stairs.

Only in this case, the stairs are endless.

[Pæs]

I would like to clarify a few things on the subject of India.

Oh and some basic geography and world history lessons need to be taken first.. Just Junior High Stuff...nothing too challenging.

I seem to know ever so much more about the region than any of you.

So no, One Eye...they don't "worship cows or some shit".

(NB: The conspiracy theory shit was comedy gold btw...thanks for that...the Indian-IP-address-inspired-panic section of the skit was especially entertaining.)

Did anyone actually accuse ED of being from India?

Because otherwise I'd expect someone with such a detailed understanding of India, Indonesia and Indiana to know that Pukatja Homeland isn't in India at all. Further, I'd expect a learned Australian (OXYMORON LOLOL! OBLIGATORY INSULT FROM A KIWI, INNIT?) to perhaps recognise it as being one of the main Aboriginal communities in their own backyard. Perhaps we can excuse this oversight as being symptomatic of her alchocentricism.

And in response to the italics above:

@ the irony of calling someone out on the authenticity of their indian food recipe and then claiming that you have an awesome indian recipe that uses beef.

Indians don't eat beef? Oh, shit, right, disregard the brain fart. They worship cows or some shit like that, right?

Leave Charley alone, you horrible boozy fuck. What did he do to draw the attention of your wild, slurred wrath?

Now I'd appreciate you clearing up some of your terms, because I'm not sure what you mean by some of the labels you're putting on the posters here. Without using "middle class apologists for the status quo" explain exactly which behaviours this theory allows us to display and which would be evidence of your hypothesis being flawed.

[Cain]

It's painful to read some her posts, but they really are lulz-mines.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There's an LOLCOW joke in here somewhere.