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Started by Doktor Howl, August 13, 2011, 05:20:50 AM

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Doktor Howl

August 13, 2011, 05:20:50 AM
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Phox

#1
August 13, 2011, 05:36:14 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
August 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
HEEEEEEEE!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#3
August 13, 2011, 06:55:24 AM
The one where she beats the wall with the broom! 
:lulz:

Those horrible/awesome bastards that just kept recording.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
August 13, 2011, 07:06:58 AM
Blindfolded people with baseball bats...  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#5
August 13, 2011, 07:22:35 AM
I'm not 100% convinced all of those were accidents. Old fat lady chasing her husband into the hedges? Yeah...that's for 40 years of dumb shit like

"There's a lot of salt in these pork chops this time, no?"
"Okay, we can take your car but I'll drive. I don't want to throw up on the way there."
(rubs freshly shaved leg) "Oh you finally shaved...missed a spot though."
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#6
August 13, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
"So, what's the plan? You gonna take a shower tonight?"
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#7
August 13, 2011, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 13, 2011, 07:22:35 AM
I'm not 100% convinced all of those were accidents. Old fat lady chasing her husband into the hedges? Yeah...that's for 40 years of dumb shit like

"There's a lot of salt in these pork chops this time, no?"
"Okay, we can take your car but I'll drive. I don't want to throw up on the way there."
(rubs freshly shaved leg) "Oh you finally shaved...missed a spot though."
I was thinking the same thing.  She kept moving towards him him as he backed away.  She could see him.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Elder Iptuous

#8
August 13, 2011, 09:46:25 PM
perfect ending!
:lulz:
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