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EVERYONE LOVES A PINATA!

Started by Doktor Howl, August 13, 2011, 05:20:50 AM

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Salty

The one where she beats the wall with the broom! 
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Those horrible/awesome bastards that just kept recording.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Blindfolded people with baseball bats...  :lulz:
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navkat

I'm not 100% convinced all of those were accidents. Old fat lady chasing her husband into the hedges? Yeah...that's for 40 years of dumb shit like

"There's a lot of salt in these pork chops this time, no?"
"Okay, we can take your car but I'll drive. I don't want to throw up on the way there."
(rubs freshly shaved leg) "Oh you finally shaved...missed a spot though."
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

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Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

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Quote from: navkat on August 13, 2011, 07:22:35 AM
I'm not 100% convinced all of those were accidents. Old fat lady chasing her husband into the hedges? Yeah...that's for 40 years of dumb shit like

"There's a lot of salt in these pork chops this time, no?"
"Okay, we can take your car but I'll drive. I don't want to throw up on the way there."
(rubs freshly shaved leg) "Oh you finally shaved...missed a spot though."
I was thinking the same thing.  She kept moving towards him him as he backed away.  She could see him.
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