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Perry: Government you can TRUST.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 17, 2011, 06:33:50 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#16
August 19, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?
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Cain

#17
August 19, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
August 19, 2011, 05:39:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:



I love Austin.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Triple Zero

#19
August 19, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
That's the Star Wars font. Why ..
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Adios

#20
August 19, 2011, 05:44:10 PM
Best ad ever!  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
August 19, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#22
August 19, 2011, 05:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

The Cartels called and have denied your kind and generous offer based on financial merit. They feel it could cost too much in their customer base to be worthwhile.

Doktor Howl

#23
August 19, 2011, 05:55:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

Just move the state capitol down here.  The North end of the state would instantly depopulate due to rage-induced strokes.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
August 19, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 05:55:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

Just move the state capitol down here.  The North end of the state would instantly depopulate due to rage-induced strokes.

I fully support this measure.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#25
August 22, 2011, 02:53:17 PM
Warren Ellis predicted another one.

Titles that Gov. Perry helps bring to Texas' shelves include Teens with Tits Vol. 1, Teen Power Vol. 4, and Teens Never Say No.

http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/1219/

Apparently, Mr. Christian Values bought stock in the Movie Gallery which was the largest distributor of porn in America.  

Not completely safe for work:

http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.26.59-PM.png
http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.58.16-PM.png

http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2011/08/17/rick-perry-porn-monger-for-president/

Molon Lube

Cramulus

#26
August 22, 2011, 03:08:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
That's the Star Wars font. Why ..

why was that the first thing I noticed too?  :lulz:

Jenne

#27
August 22, 2011, 04:53:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

:crankey:

Jenne

#28
August 22, 2011, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:



:mittens:

Also, this guy needs to just go back to the Mars planet he came from.  Apparently, Obama's done being president because he doesn't love his country, if you believe Perry's blatherings...

Perry, Dude, YOU were the one threatening secession only a couple/few years ago.

Get a fucking grip.

You know it's bad when he makes BACHMANN look like the tame, coherent one in the bunch.

Nephew Twiddleton

#29
August 22, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 22, 2011, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2011, 05:12:00 PM
Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:



:mittens:

Also, this guy needs to just go back to the Mars planet he came from.  Apparently, Obama's done being president because he doesn't love his country, if you believe Perry's blatherings...

Perry, Dude, YOU were the one threatening secession only a couple/few years ago.

Get a fucking grip.

You know it's bad when he makes BACHMANN look like the tame, coherent one in the bunch.

I wonder if we should push the secessionist idea, make it a meme, call him anti-American.
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