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Started by The Wizard Joseph, August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM

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The Wizard Joseph

August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool.  8)

I may frequently fail at this.   :lulz: :oops:

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Johnny

#1
August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool.  8)

I may frequently fail at this.   :lulz: :oops:

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!

Who u calling a primate?  :crankey:

:pokewithstick:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Wizard Joseph

#2
August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool.  8)

I may frequently fail at this.   :lulz: :oops:

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!

Who u calling a primate?  :crankey:

:pokewithstick:

Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it..   :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human.  What would you call yourself? 

Me, I get called a lot of things. :)
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Johnny

#3
August 24, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool.  8)

I may frequently fail at this.   :lulz: :oops:

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!

Who u calling a primate?  :crankey:

:pokewithstick:

Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it..   :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human.  What would you call yourself? 

Me, I get called a lot of things. :)


I dont like using tags to define myself, man!

But if i really have to, id call myself an existential hipster.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Salty

#4
August 24, 2011, 07:31:32 AM

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool.  8)

I may frequently fail at this.   :lulz: :oops:

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!

Who u calling a primate?  :crankey:

:pokewithstick:

Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it..   :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human.  What would you call yourself? 

Me, I get called a lot of things. :)


I dont like using tags to define myself, man!

But if i really have to, id call myself an existential hipster.

That's how I've always viewed you.  :lol:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#5
August 24, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
So Joseph, I've been meaning to ask you...

You plan on selling Eris Brand Sex Toys or something like that, right? IIRC, you mentioned this was your method of dispersing info in regard to Eris, that your customer base would become curious and you could...fnord the fuck out of them, I guess.

Why do you think that would be an effective/desirable means of spreading the Discordia's word, such as it is? Far be it from me to suggest that you shouldn't make money off religion. But as for reaching out to people and having a substantial impact on their lives for, well we'll just say better, why would selling shit have anything to do with that?

I guess my first thought is that it would prohibit the average monkey from taking anything valuable because they would go:

"Hey, check out this vibrating butt plug I just got."
"Cool. Eris, what's Eris?"
"I dunno, I asked the dude who sold it to me and he started talking a bunch of gibberish. Something about a pineal gland and the number 23. Pretty confusing, really."
"But it's a great butt plug, right."
"Oh yeah, top notch."

Yeah? I dunno man. Lay it on me.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cramulus

#6
August 24, 2011, 02:28:51 PM
Hey dude,

When you showed up, there was some bad timing. Your first post was within 20 minutes of somebody spamming #discord with child porn and I assumed it was you. I hissed about it and then clammed up.

Some time has passed, and I've been reading your posts, and honestly - you really don't strike me as a childporn troll kinda guy. I now believe that was just a weird coincidence.

So I want to say I am sorry for calling you out. I was wrong. My bad, good sir, the bad was mine.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
August 24, 2011, 02:30:03 PM
Eh I still think you're a PITA dude.  And I mean that in the nicest of ways! :|

Cain

#8
August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#9
August 24, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

:spittake:

Luna

#10
August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.

Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
August 24, 2011, 04:06:03 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.

Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....

:spittake:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Adios

#13
August 24, 2011, 04:08:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat?  Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end?  Can you cast Magic Missile?

Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.

Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....

oh dear gods

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
August 24, 2011, 04:09:34 PM
 :mrgreen:

They are rare but I do have my moments..........

:evil:
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