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Started by Doktor Howl, August 24, 2011, 06:45:40 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#15
August 25, 2011, 02:48:05 AM
What's the meaning of life?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#16
August 25, 2011, 02:49:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 25, 2011, 02:48:05 AM
What's the meaning of life?

   1. existence in physical world: the quality that makes living animals and plants different from dead organisms and inorganic matter.
   2. living individual: a living being, especially a person, often used when referring to the number of people killed in an accident or a war
   3. living things considered together: a group of living things, usually of a particular kind

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Molon Lube

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#17
August 25, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

#18
August 25, 2011, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 25, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?

By flushing the toilet.

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Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#19
August 25, 2011, 03:44:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 25, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?

By flushing the toilet.

:owned3:

Twice. Courtesy flush, and all.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#20
August 25, 2011, 03:50:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 25, 2011, 03:44:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 25, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
How do you resolve the paradox of the heap?

By flushing the toilet.

:owned3:

Twice. Courtesy flush, and all.

THAT'S LIKE STEALING FROM THE NEXT GUY.

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Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
August 25, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
What is the secret of the universe?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

#22
August 25, 2011, 05:48:59 AM
How come it took me so long to realize things won't get done till I actually do them, and why is it still taking even longer for me to act on that realization? Why must I be coded by the same dumb ol' asshat DNA as the rest of my fleshbag brethren and sistren?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

#23
August 25, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
What is the secret of the universe?

IT CHEATED ON ITS WIFE DURING THAT BUSINESS TRIP IN '06.

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Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#24
August 25, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 25, 2011, 05:48:59 AM
How come it took me so long to realize things won't get done till I actually do them, and why is it still taking even longer for me to act on that realization? Why must I be coded by the same dumb ol' asshat DNA as the rest of my fleshbag brethren and sistren?



:bob:

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Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
August 25, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
What is the secret of the universe?

IT CHEATED ON ITS WIFE DURING THAT BUSINESS TRIP IN '06.

:owned3:

That's all? Whew. I thought it was something to do with assrape.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#26
August 30, 2011, 11:29:16 AM
Should I hold a bedpan over my head to catch every drop of your magnificent glory?

BadBeast

#27
August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

P3nT4gR4m

#28
August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Don Coyote

#29
August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
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