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Started by Doktor Howl, August 24, 2011, 06:45:40 PM

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BadBeast

Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

navkat

Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?

THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

BadBeast

Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?

THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

Stella

Is sick that way.  :D
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

Ew.

That's where even I get off the joke train.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?

THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!

First cold pressing, brah.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

BadBeast

Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:54:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 31, 2011, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 31, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:22:09 PM
Who put the benzedrine in Mrs Murphy's Ovaltine?

Who put the Ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the lotion on its skin?
Who put the babies in the Baby Lotion?

THANK YOU. That's what I've been saying.
And as for Baby oil? That's some sick shit!

First cold pressing, brah.
Extra Virgin Baby Oil? 
I'd dress my salad in it.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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