The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Adios]

Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.

Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him.  While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.

You are in error.

Coors Light and PBR are not beer.

I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.

Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.

Are they going to bring the spikey chains again? please???

[Luna]

Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.

Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him.  While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.

You are in error.

Coors Light and PBR are not beer.

I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.

Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.

Are they going to bring the spikey chains again? please???

That costs extra, and they don't tell you until AFTER...

[BadBeast]

Don't listen kids, Perditia is the capitol of Salvatia!
Notice the overty puritannical, yet seemingly innocent discrediting of good beer in this post? (That's how it starts) Next stop, Howlaholics Anonymous. He'll have you all on the cactus juice by Xmas.

Beware the man who cannot tell good beer from shitty beer, for, lo, he will pay for the weasel piss, and inflict it upon thise who surround him.  While thou may drink said weasel piss should it be given you (for even shitty beer IS still beer, and thou shalt not bitch about the quality of free beer), thou shalt not PAY for it.

You are in error.

Coors Light and PBR are not beer.

I have found one way to make Coors Light taste good, and it involves adding large amounts of tequila to it. Cheap tequila.

Gonna have to send Richtor's Inquisitorial Group out your way.

Too late Dok. There's a two man Unit heading your way, from those nice people at Special Enforcement U.S.

[Luna]

Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!

[Adios]

I had a nessie thread flashback on that one.

[BadBeast]

Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!

Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.

[Doktor Howl]

Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!

Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.

You sure you don't want a job?

[Adios]

Dibs on the hood with the shiny light!

Oh, you'll all get hoods, with shiny lights.

This thread is turning me on.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ah, yes, the British.  When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.

That is the road to perdition, friends.  That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.

For life is too short to buy shitty beer, and, lo, who has time to OVERcook food, anyway, and, verily, sweater vests do make one look like a dork. Heed the words of the Doktor!

Since the first things that get cold are the extremities, any form of sweater without sleeves strikes me as retarded.
But Amurkinz are worse. People here wear DOWN vests.

[Adios]

Ah, yes, the British.  When they aren't drunkenly Morris Dancing, they're getting shot to death by their local police.

That is the road to perdition, friends.  That is the road to shitty beer, over cooked food, and sweater vests.

For life is too short to buy shitty beer, and, lo, who has time to OVERcook food, anyway, and, verily, sweater vests do make one look like a dork. Heed the words of the Doktor!

Since the first things that get cold are the extremities, any form of sweater without sleeves strikes me as retarded.
But Amurkinz are worse. People here wear DOWN vests.

Your point? 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK

[Adios]

YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK

How do I break this to you? 

[Luna]

YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK

How do I break this to you? 

Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.