The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Doktor Howl]

Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.

I believe I mentioned Coors Light and PBR.

But the British are responsible for Watneys.

By the way, for a suitable donation, we can pray your Irish away.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.

Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.

Don't you ever speak disparagingly of Newcastle.

It's already been through the cow.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well dok i think ill keep the irishness. Its good to have lukewarm faithful around to use as a negative example when the teabaggers die from their own stupidity.

[Doktor Howl]

Well dok i think ill keep the irishness.

It's your soul.  

But good news!  We're selling indulgences! 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

[Doktor Howl]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?????

[Jenne]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?????

Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?????

Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.

Cause Jenne is cutting in line at the bar..... 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?????

Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.

Nothing is worth that price, Jenne. Not even a fully functioning liver.

[BadBeast]

Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.

You've obviously taken Newcastle Brown to be some kind of paradigm for Beer. It's not. It's the muck that gets sold to students, small children, and tourists that don't know any better. Newcastle Exhibition on the other hand, well, I could wax lyrical about spring water, and fuggles hops, and wildflower honey, but I hesitate to cast pearls before swine  people who think that "Coors" is anything other than fizzy rat's piss.

[Luna]

I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

Can you at least stop drinking long enough to have your sins forgiven? 

Whoa!!!! I was ready to follow you anywhere but WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?????

Holiness comes at a price, P3nt...get thee behind me.

Nothing is worth that price, Jenne. Not even a fully functioning liver.

If you can stop drinking long enough to piss, you can stop long enough to pay for an indulgence or two.  I recommend the six-pack...  Or, for just a little more, you can get the seven pack!  An indulgence for each of the deadly sins!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.

[Luna]

How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.

Sober all day?  Dude, I think we have a special on that one, lemme ring that one up, before we get to the seven pack...