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HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« on: August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 am »
WHAT DO!?

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 07:04:49 am »
PUT A SPOON IN ITS MOUTH.

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 07:30:13 am »
PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, POTASSIUM HALPS.

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 08:41:20 am »
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VAGINA SYSTEM.

ORIGINATING FROM THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, SAN FRANCISCO, SATELLITE UPLINK TRUCK 69.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

*BOOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEP* *BEEP*
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 12:50:34 pm »
Stop flicking yuor bean.
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 pm »
CALL 911 FOR EMTS
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 03:23:41 pm »
You have been Blessed. Enjoy it while it lasts, ye Chosen!
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 pm »
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 06:16:39 pm »
Sit back, relax, and enjoy it.

Once the seizure is over smoke a cigarette.
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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 07:07:14 pm »
Superglue your pissflaps together in case anything nasty escapes. (Better safe than sorry)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 07:09:12 pm »
...how is this different from any other day...?

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 11:12:55 am »

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"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 04:24:15 pm »
That cupcake looks disturbingly like it's made partially from refried beans.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 pm »
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.