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HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!

Started by GIGGLES, August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM

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GIGGLES

August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM
WHAT DO!?

Pæs

#1
August 29, 2011, 07:04:49 AM
PUT A SPOON IN ITS MOUTH.

Freeky

#2
August 29, 2011, 07:30:13 AM
PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, POTASSIUM HALPS.

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#3
August 29, 2011, 08:41:20 AM
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VAGINA SYSTEM.

ORIGINATING FROM THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, SAN FRANCISCO, SATELLITE UPLINK TRUCK 69.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

*BOOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEP* *BEEP*
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BadBeast

#4
August 29, 2011, 12:50:34 PM
Stop flicking yuor bean.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
CALL 911 FOR EMTS
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Epimetheus

#6
August 29, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
You have been Blessed. Enjoy it while it lasts, ye Chosen!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Eater of Clowns

#7
August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

PopeTom

#8
August 29, 2011, 06:16:39 PM
Sit back, relax, and enjoy it.

Once the seizure is over smoke a cigarette.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

BadBeast

#9
August 29, 2011, 07:07:14 PM
Superglue your pissflaps together in case anything nasty escapes. (Better safe than sorry)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jenne

#10
August 29, 2011, 07:09:12 PM
...how is this different from any other day...?

navkat

#11
August 30, 2011, 11:12:55 AM

BadBeast

#12
August 30, 2011, 12:02:07 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
August 30, 2011, 04:24:15 PM
That cupcake looks disturbingly like it's made partially from refried beans.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#14
August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.
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