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I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« on: September 25, 2011, 02:31:16 am »

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Re: I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2011, 03:07:37 am »
Just another day in the avant-garde circus  :lulz:

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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2011, 03:18:26 am »
Circe de Soleil ain't got NOTHIN' on THOSE pricks.

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2011, 08:22:28 am »
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Re: I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2011, 11:38:10 am »
Circe de Soleil ain't got NOTHIN' on THOSE pricks.

Pricks?

I thought it was pretty awesome. Reminded me a lot of stuff from The Holy Mountain, for some reason.

Also, I haven't ever seen them myself, but what Cirque de Soleil does is quite different. Less minimal/contemporary, at least. Way more extravagant.
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 07:21:13 pm »
Circe de Soleil ain't got NOTHIN' on THOSE pricks.

Pricks?

I thought it was pretty awesome. Reminded me a lot of stuff from The Holy Mountain, for some reason.

Also, I haven't ever seen them myself, but what Cirque de Soleil does is quite different. Less minimal/contemporary, at least. Way more extravagant.

It was a play on words..."boner"..."prick"...etc.

Also, I read the comments on the YouTube, and responded in like kind.  :lol:

It's a unique art...wasn't really dissing it so much as responding to Mr. teh Giggles.

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2011, 08:39:47 pm »
What the hell did I just watch?
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 05:21:31 am »
I just died. Again.

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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 05:24:37 am »
Sorry for double-post... had to share with FB friends. Yes, they do exist.

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Re: I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 02:02:39 pm »
How I wish I could have seen early rehearsals with the choreographer.


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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 07:29:24 pm »
Even if I had the fitness to do all that stuff, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face for three seconds, and I get the impression that not giggling like a ninny is a big part of the performance.

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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 07:43:37 pm »
I want to know who goes and sees this shit with a straight face.
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 07:50:33 pm »
I want to know who goes and sees this shit with a straight face.

Apparently most of this kind of thing is supposed to be ridiculous and funny, so audience members laughing during the performance is completely acceptable.
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Re: I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 10:22:13 pm »
There's no way that the dude pelvic thrusting his way across the stage on a squeaky cart is not supposed to be funny.  There's no fucking way.
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Re: I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 10:29:25 pm »
In a way the audience appreciating it as a serious thing would be even funnier.