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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Ten Ton Mantis, October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM

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Murmur

#30
October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM


Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
October 02, 2011, 02:08:05 AM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM


Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#32
October 02, 2011, 02:47:48 AM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM

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Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.

I pooped twice today. And it's been raining for most of the day. But it isn't now, maybe because I haven't pooped since this morning.

maphdet

#33
October 02, 2011, 05:34:35 AM
I have no idea what the fuck anyone is on about in this thread. BUT
I have been drinking and, when that happens, I type/thinkoutloud.

MGD-I dig ya. Just sayin is all. And Miss seeing your shit on the forum.

/drunken post.

;)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Murmur

#34
October 02, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
Damnit!!! Now I have to poop AND it's raining!

:horrormirth:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Don Coyote

#35
October 02, 2011, 01:22:56 PM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
Damnit!!! Now I have to poop AND it's raining!

:horrormirth:

GO POOP OUTSIDE!!! THEN YOU CAN WASH YOUR ASS IN THE RAIN!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
October 02, 2011, 03:45:57 PM
I have eaten far too many beans this week.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#37
October 02, 2011, 06:43:33 PM
For the last three days it felt like a particularly filthy stripper took a hot, steamy dump in my eyes every morning, like clockwork. I blame this thread, this forum in general, and each one of you personally. Fuck you all.  :)
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#38
October 02, 2011, 07:57:47 PM
Fuck you, too, Alty.  Fuck you too.  <3

AFK

#39
October 03, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.

I always thought it was the free reach-around. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

#40
October 03, 2011, 02:59:23 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 03, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.

I always thought it was the free reach-around. 

And the circlejerk
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

#41
October 03, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
PICK YOUR OWN PUN

I think it's a given that those things go hand in hand.

OR

One tends to come from another. 

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE????

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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