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To answer your question, Nigel...

Started by Doktor Howl, October 10, 2011, 07:20:47 PM

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Doktor Howl

October 10, 2011, 07:20:47 PM
...No, it is not legal to beat people with shitty sticks because they "got on your last nerve".  I would instead pick one of the people that bothers you while you're working, one that has something to hide, and beat that person down, as an example.  Then just blackmail the fuck out of them if they whimper about the calling the cops.

In regards to your other question, there is no law forbidding you or me or anyone else from having sex with cars or other mechanical devices.  Cars aren't people, they have no rights, and you don't need consent.

Little curious about that last question, though.  What ARE you lowlanders up to?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 10, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
The whole damn city's getting on my last nerve these days, Dok, and I don't want to go into too much detail on the other matter because I don't want to compromise the "breeding project", but rest assured that one goes hand in hand with the other.

And this occupation business is really a windfall, because nobody even questions when crunchy anarchists go missing anymore... it's great!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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October 10, 2011, 07:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
The whole damn city's getting on my last nerve these days, Dok, and I don't want to go into too much detail on the other matter because I don't want to compromise the "breeding project", but rest assured that one goes hand in hand with the other.

And this occupation business is really a windfall, because nobody even questions when crunchy anarchists go missing anymore... it's great!

Well, this explains the bit about the battleship chain and the halligan tool.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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October 10, 2011, 07:45:05 PM
But when you run out of anarchists...

Oh, wait.  Portland.   :whack:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 10, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 07:45:05 PM
But when you run out of anarchists...

Oh, wait.  Portland.   :whack:

There's a reason I call this town home.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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