To answer your question, Nigel...

[Doktor Howl]

...No, it is not legal to beat people with shitty sticks because they "got on your last nerve".  I would instead pick one of the people that bothers you while you're working, one that has something to hide, and beat that person down, as an example.  Then just blackmail the fuck out of them if they whimper about the calling the cops.

In regards to your other question, there is no law forbidding you or me or anyone else from having sex with cars or other mechanical devices.  Cars aren't people, they have no rights, and you don't need consent.

Little curious about that last question, though.  What ARE you lowlanders up to?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The whole damn city's getting on my last nerve these days, Dok, and I don't want to go into too much detail on the other matter because I don't want to compromise the "breeding project", but rest assured that one goes hand in hand with the other.

And this occupation business is really a windfall, because nobody even questions when crunchy anarchists go missing anymore... it's great!

[Doktor Howl]

The whole damn city's getting on my last nerve these days, Dok, and I don't want to go into too much detail on the other matter because I don't want to compromise the "breeding project", but rest assured that one goes hand in hand with the other.

And this occupation business is really a windfall, because nobody even questions when crunchy anarchists go missing anymore... it's great!

Well, this explains the bit about the battleship chain and the halligan tool.

[Doktor Howl]

But when you run out of anarchists...

Oh, wait.  Portland.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But when you run out of anarchists...

Oh, wait.  Portland.   

There's a reason I call this town home.