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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

What the hell is going on in Florida?

Molon Lube

Cramulus

Noooo, his peeeeeenis!!! The universe needs to GIVE IT BACK!!

poor kitty

Anna Mae Bollocks

Kitty might not want it back after it made the rounds in Florida.
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Cain

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Suu

Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Sir we've banned all genitals from Florida. DeSantis is collecting them for his wall.
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Cain

That does sound about right. Especially no genitals in schools. Only for the wall.

Cramulus

Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


That needs a Hatsune Miku cover version.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


You are a bad person.   :lulz:
Molon Lube