Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board

[Cramulus]

Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell.
My symptoms include:

• abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
• loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss

I need MEDICAL ADVICE
from a QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL
right NOW

[Doktor Howl]

Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell. I could use some medical advice.

My symptoms include:

• abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
• loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss

2 Beibers and a cowbell, and call me in the morning.

[LMNO]

The most important question is:


How's your hair?

[Cramulus]

I dunno, how's it look?




In addition, my face seems to have broken out in some kind of rash or fur or something.

[Juana]

Oh my god.

[Cramulus]

*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR

[Suu]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Doktor Howl]

*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR

NOW YOU FUCKING TELL US.

If I'm infected, I swear to fucking God, I will hunt your buck-toothed ass down and stomp on your fucking tail.

[Cramulus]

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WILD BIEBERS PEED IN THE POOL ON THE ROOF

AND I GUESS I DRANK SOME OF THE WATER

GODDAMNIT


I'M LIVID ABOUT THOSE BEAVER'S PENISES


Seriously though, who let the beavers onto the roof? If we all wake up tomorrow with Justin Bieber avatars I am gonna kill a motherfucker. If that happens, we'll have to quarantine the board until it blows over.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[AFK]

*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR

They'll have to fight the robots first. 

[Jenne]

Nigel,

And what the fuck--Friday Fever Blitz...? 

[Penumbral]

This is your pool?
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Dammit Beaver this is where I piss!
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[Pæs]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?