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Started by Cramulus, October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM

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Cramulus

October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell.
My symptoms include:


  • abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
  • loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss


I need MEDICAL ADVICE
from a QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL
right NOW

Doktor Howl

#1
October 21, 2011, 08:17:39 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell. I could use some medical advice.

My symptoms include:


  • abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
  • loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss


2 Beibers and a cowbell, and call me in the morning.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#2
October 21, 2011, 08:19:12 PM
The most important question is:


How's your hair?

Cramulus

#3
October 21, 2011, 08:19:12 PM Last Edit: October 21, 2011, 08:23:54 PM by Cramulus
I dunno, how's it look?




In addition, my face seems to have broken out in some kind of rash or fur or something.

Juana

#4
October 21, 2011, 08:22:22 PM
:lulz: Oh my god.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cramulus

#5
October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR



Suu

#6
October 21, 2011, 08:24:00 PM
:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 21, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#8
October 21, 2011, 08:24:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR





NOW YOU FUCKING TELL US.

If I'm infected, I swear to fucking God, I will hunt your buck-toothed ass down and stomp on your fucking tail.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#9
October 21, 2011, 08:29:36 PM
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WILD BIEBERS PEED IN THE POOL ON THE ROOF

AND I GUESS I DRANK SOME OF THE WATER

GODDAMNIT


I'M LIVID ABOUT THOSE BEAVER'S PENISES


Seriously though, who let the beavers onto the roof? If we all wake up tomorrow with Justin Bieber avatars I am gonna kill a motherfucker. If that happens, we'll have to quarantine the board until it blows over.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
October 21, 2011, 08:39:13 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#11
October 21, 2011, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR





They'll have to fight the robots first. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#12
October 21, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
Nigel, :mittens:

And what the fuck--Friday Fever Blitz...?  :lulz:

Penumbral

#13
October 21, 2011, 09:49:03 PM
This is your pool?
              \\


Dammit Beaver this is where I piss!
                 \\

Pæs

#14
October 22, 2011, 12:09:09 AM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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