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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 25, 2011, 10:07:56 PM

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#15
October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Phox

#16
October 25, 2011, 10:36:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:33:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 25, 2011, 10:25:23 PM
I don't wonder, Roger. I find myself turned more and more towards your ways as I meet more people.

Just you wait til you get out of that horrible little town you live in.  There's a whole WORLD full of stupid motherfuckers out there, just WAITING to tell you all about themselves.

Bring a parang.

I would say a machete, but "parang" sounds cooler.  Christopher Walken probably has two parangs.
Parang does sound cooler.  :lulz:

If I had a parang, I probably wouldn't have people waltzing into my fucking office without knocking.  Sure, that would mean less horrible mirth on my part, and a bit of a problem for the janitor, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Have you checked the local sporting goods stores? i hear they occasionally carry them as "survival  tools". I think that's a rather appropriate styling in this case, don't you?

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 25, 2011, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes

Wasn't there some fuckhead that waited for days for us to be impressed that he was throwing tomohawks at a tree?

:?

ETA:  Machetes are for sissies.  Any REAL wannabe tough guy has a PARANG.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 25, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 25, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
I seem to recall him posting at least one productive thing. That however was when i was still a noob and perhaps im confusing him for someone else.

There was someone with a similar name, I think.  I can't see rong doing anything productive or even entertaining.

Rumkle.  You were thinking Rumkle. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rong

#19
October 25, 2011, 11:00:48 PM
One of my machetes is a souvenir from Honduras (thanks to my mother in law).

The other is for shaping snow sculptures.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 25, 2011, 11:03:00 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:00:48 PM
One of my machetes is a souvenir from Honduras (thanks to my mother in law).

The other is for shaping snow sculptures.

WELL, THAT SATISFIES MY BURNING FUCKING CURIOSITY!  I CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT, KNOWING WHERE THE FUCK RONG GOT HIS WIMPY MACHETES AND WHAT HE USES THEM FOR!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rong

#21
October 25, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 25, 2011, 11:24:42 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for

That's okay, I have sleeping pills.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
October 25, 2011, 11:30:31 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:16:07 PM
I never said what I use the one from Honduras for

I'm guessing prying the tops off of beer bottles.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

rong

#24
October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 25, 2011, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
Bottles are for rich people

If you cannot afford, find another habit, dumbfuck.

Jesus H Christ, what the fuck is it with the braggadosio among todays little darlings?

"WE WERE POOR!  WE ONLY HAD ONE CAR!"

"WE WERE POORER!  WE ONLY HAD A DONKEY CART!  PASS THE BOONES FARM, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
October 25, 2011, 11:45:35 PM
This thread is now about Rong.

Just as he intended.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 25, 2011, 11:46:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 25, 2011, 11:45:35 PM
This thread is now about Rong.

Just as he intended.

And it's about why I hate him, which is - in a limited sense - what I intended.

:lulz:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#28
October 26, 2011, 12:40:31 AM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Wow rodger, I suddenly feel you know me better than I do. I happen to own 2 machetes

Flashback to tomahawk boy anyone?

rong

#29
October 26, 2011, 12:47:16 AM
Lesson learned.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"
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