Atheists Owned

[Cramulus]

I was wandering through the youtubes and ended up watching a bunch of vids of Richard Dawkins acting like a d-bag. People who would "like" those videos also like other videos in which atheists appear to be wrong.

And this is a treasure trove of lulz. Search for variations on "atheist owned", you'll see. The cats which post these videos are doing a victory dance which is hilarious to watch from the outside.

SO --- This thread is for posting snippets of anti-atheist high-fiving.



Here's "The 1 question all atheists fear" -- here's the question: "Show me evidence that god does not exist." This guy thinks that this makes atheists hypocrites who live in blind faith. I wonder if he can prove unicorns don't exist.

"Why Atheism is Dying and will Die out" - summary: now that we have the INTERNET, it's much easier to find out about the spiritual world. You can see miracles on youtube.

"CNN to atheists: you're gonna die first." - Did you know that if you don't believe in something supernatural, how can you believe you have the supernatural power to survive? that's why faith is not going away!

"Bill O'Reilly Vs Bill Maher Religion Debate" - Not an "atheist owned" clip, but I like this clip just for Bill O'Reilly, author of "Pinheads and Patriots" saying "Here's what I believe: love thy neighbor, and don't call people stupid just because you disagree with them politically." Also, Bill Maher is a douche so it's a kind of pwnage.


Got any more?

[Cramulus]

Atheist OWNED by a Christian 5 - quick summary:
Atheist Statement: academics believe that Christianity was influenced by other religious beliefs from earlier eras.
Q: Oh yeah? When was there a concept of a dying/resurrecting god prior to Jesus? Where's the evidence?
A: One example would be Dionysus.
Q: hahaha but what's the DATE? When did it happen?
A: Well, we've got vase paintings depicting Dionysian mythology going wayyyy back in time.
Response: Uhhh you  missed the point of the question. I'm not asking about vases, I'm asking about resurrection. When was Dionysus resurrected???

[Faust]

Atheist OWNED by a Christian 5 - quick summary:
Atheist Statement: academics believe that Christianity was influenced by other religious beliefs from earlier eras.
Q: Oh yeah? When was there a concept of a dying/resurrecting god prior to Jesus? Where's the evidence?
A: One example would be Dionysus.
Q: hahaha but what's the DATE? When did it happen?
A: Well, we've got vase paintings depicting Dionysian mythology going wayyyy back in time.
Response: Uhhh you  missed the point of the question. I'm not asking about vases, I'm asking about resurrection. When was Dionysus resurrected???

Well that's going to bring down drunken wrath on eh... somebody, hopefully his lordship is still capable of aiming those thunderbolts after a glass or two.

[Juana]

Atheist OWNED by a Christian 5 - quick summary:
Atheist Statement: academics believe that Christianity was influenced by other religious beliefs from earlier eras.
Q: Oh yeah? When was there a concept of a dying/resurrecting god prior to Jesus? Where's the evidence?
A: One example would be Dionysus.
Q: hahaha but what's the DATE? When did it happen?
A: Well, we've got vase paintings depicting Dionysian mythology going wayyyy back in time.
Response: Uhhh you  missed the point of the question. I'm not asking about vases, I'm asking about resurrection. When was Dionysus resurrected???

I'm all for assholes being owned, but...no.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Atheist OWNED by a Christian 5 - quick summary:
Atheist Statement: academics believe that Christianity was influenced by other religious beliefs from earlier eras.
Q: Oh yeah? When was there a concept of a dying/resurrecting god prior to Jesus? Where's the evidence?
A: One example would be Dionysus.
Q: hahaha but what's the DATE? When did it happen?
A: Well, we've got vase paintings depicting Dionysian mythology going wayyyy back in time.
Response: Uhhh you  missed the point of the question. I'm not asking about vases, I'm asking about resurrection. When was Dionysus resurrected???

I'm all for assholes being owned, but...no.

Also, what year was Jesus resurrected on?  On which calendar? 

I mean, if we're being precise.  Or ask them which year the Jews fled to - and from - Egypt.

[Juana]

^ That. How do we know for sure?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Atheist OWNED by a Christian 5 - quick summary:
Atheist Statement: academics believe that Christianity was influenced by other religious beliefs from earlier eras.
Q: Oh yeah? When was there a concept of a dying/resurrecting god prior to Jesus? Where's the evidence?
A: One example would be Dionysus.
Q: hahaha but what's the DATE? When did it happen?
A: Well, we've got vase paintings depicting Dionysian mythology going wayyyy back in time.
Response: Uhhh you  missed the point of the question. I'm not asking about vases, I'm asking about resurrection. When was Dionysus resurrected???

This is sad on so many levels. The layers of irrelevancy combined with the relative ease of answering that question if he even bothered knowing what he was talking about. Gah.

[Cain]

I just want to point out, by the current standards on FOX, Bill O'Reilly is the epitome of courteous bipartisan debate and opinion.

O'Reilly is many things, shameless liar, confrontational, jingoistic militarist, creepy sexual pervert, but flat out crazy is not one of them.

[The Wizard Joseph]

OOOH... THIS looks like a great thread for a person with my background.  It's late now and I'm gonna crash, but posting to keep tabs and do intend to post meaningful stuffs soonish.  Oh baby do I know names I'd like to get the board's opinions of!  Goodnight PD.

[Pinprop]

My favorite one is a common saying of Jehovah's Witnesses that every culture has a story of a flood, which therefore proves the deluge. But most of them actually think the people's ancestors remembered it, forgetting that there was no one alive to tell the story. If you point that out to them, they'll usually just realize that Noah told them about it.

[BabylonHoruv]

My favorite one is a common saying of Jehovah's Witnesses that every culture has a story of a flood, which therefore proves the deluge. But most of them actually think the people's ancestors remembered it, forgetting that there was no one alive to tell the story. If you point that out to them, they'll usually just realize that Noah told them about it.

I'm not sure about the exact connection between a global flood and a deity either. I mean yeah, if there's a giant ass flood that kills everyone and you're religious and survive, you're gonna blame it on god, but all the different flood stories blame it on different gods and evidence of a big flood doesn't strike me as in any way as evidence that JHVH did it (or that any god did)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Early settlements were always built in river deltas, because that's where the good soil is.

Rivers flood.

Once in a while, they flood LIKE HELL.

The stories grow over time, and eventually some Sumerian version of the Ohio River floods of the 80s becomes an extinction event used to terrify people into doing what the priests say.

Maybe.

Or maybe the Gods just like pouring water into ant hills.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe thats what all this salvation business is about then, rog. God(s) cant help but do terrible shit to us. So as a consolation prize if we love them very much we get to spend eternity with the thing what killed us to begin with.

[Penumbral]

An old classic you have all probably seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

[The Wizard Joseph]

The name is KENT Mutherfukin' HOVIND.  Nobody puts the own down on an Atheist like K-dizzle do!

Check it out!! Kent railroads the shit out of

This guy

The big K didn't even need to be there in the room.  Dude thought he could just read Hovindas' Doctoral Dissertation and be OK.
He got mad because he got OWNED! Like he could really call the scriptural perspective "bias"....  Pshh!   Dude don't even know what the truth looks like, much less that it's ALL AND ONLY in scriptyaz!

Checkout the Hovinator as he takes out an ex-preacher turned Athiest (obviously never REALLY Christian in the first place) named Farrell "The Tilldo" Till.  11 rounds of fucking INCREDIBLE blow-by-blow divine revelation of history from scriptural truth!

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
Round 5
Round 6
Round 7
Round 8
Round 9
Round 10
Round 11   KENT HOVIND,  WINNAR!!  10,000 year old cosmos theory? HAH! that shit is FACT!



Ok, more seriously I haven't watched all of these in sequence for a long time.  I'm watching them as I type and it may be a bit before I'm done.  This dude has been building poomp-castles in the name of God since I was just a little Wiz.  I got to see him in person once.  I felt awestruck at the time, now I'd just like to throw fossilized trilobites at him until I feel ok... might take me longer than he thinks the cosmos has existed to get to ok.