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Dok, things are worse than we even suspected

Started by East Coast Hustle, September 30, 2011, 09:17:00 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Nigel on November 06, 2011, 06:01:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2011, 05:48:45 PM
One theory I have seen is that it is essentially female Aspergers.  That theory is stupid, though.

NPR has an almost equally unconvincing explanation http://www.npr.org/2011/02/09/133600424/why-do-girls-love-horses-unicorns-and-dolphins

Yeah, none of those explanations really ring all that true for me. The theory that it's female Aspegers is totally dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHK0-tg_Dtw

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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 04:12:18 PM
Semi-related question.

What's up with girls and ponies? Why the fascination? Why the desire to get a horse and learn how to ride them?

Girth.
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I've loved horses ever since I was a kid, but my granddad first put me on a horse when I was three, so...

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I like horses, but I've never been crazy over them like some girls.
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I think my parents just assumed my sister would grow out of the horse thing.

She's 20 now. Works with them every day, and genuinely loves her job.  :)
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