ITT: TGRR helps you with your personals ads.

[Juana]

Yes!

[Luna]

Yes!

Send him to a gay bar to meet you.

"I saw this place, it looks good..."

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

These are so great. I may have dislodged a rib from laughing so hard.


I got one scam, an email that solely consisted of "Hey I", a suspiciously horny woman who sent naked pics, and what seems to be a real person.

Next, we'll see what OKCupid has to offer...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Awww Stella, that guy seems nice enough... he's just a single dad looking to get out, and he was honest without being gross.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

These are so great. I may have dislodged a rib from laughing so hard.


I got one scam, an email that solely consisted of "Hey I", a suspiciously horny woman who sent naked pics, and what seems to be a real person.

Next, we'll see what OKCupid has to offer...

You should respond to "Hey I" with "Me too!"

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Scratch that, they all turned out to be scammers who just needed a little prodding to use the same copypasta.

[Richter]

I'm in.  
I may or may not join OKCupid with the results.

Are You Tired of Games?

Hi, I'm a 30-ish Providence man who has grown tired of the constant games that dating involves.  I figured, "Why not cut to the chase?", so here's what I'm offering.  I'll meet you at the bar or club of your choice, and when I introduce myself, you simply punch me in the bits and then take all the cash out of my wallet and buy yourself drinks with it.  It's going to wind up that way anyway, right?  Let's just save ourselves 3-6 months of grief and drama.

A few of my favorite things include attitude adjustments for pay, collecting overdue gambling debts, and teaching Sunday School.  My ideal woman would be just as bitter and cynical as I am, and doesn't mind occasionally having to duck drive by attempts.

OH SHIT.   

I don't know what else to say, but it perfectly captured what my neighbors (Lady Meercat, Artiste and Captain Beer) think of me.

[Cramulus]

and I gotta say Roger, you've got a KEEN grip on that zazzen stick

[Pæs]

THIS WHOLE THREAD.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Awww Stella, that guy seems nice enough... he's just a single dad looking to get out, and he was honest without being gross.

True. But Luna's gay bar idea is SOOOOO tempting.

Anyway, if he's telling the truth that he hasn't been laid in 8 years, there's probably a VERY good reason. Not the one he gave, either. A good man can find a way to get laid in a fucking vaccuum. 

[Jenne]

Awww Stella, that guy seems nice enough... he's just a single dad looking to get out, and he was honest without being gross.

True. But Luna's gay bar idea is SOOOOO tempting.

Anyway, if he's telling the truth that he hasn't been laid in 8 years, there's probably a VERY good reason. Not the one he gave, either. A good man can find a way to get laid in a fucking vaccuum. 

 

I swear to gawd this fread delivers and how.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

A good man can find a way to get laid in a fucking vaccuum. 

An outstanding man prefers to get laid in vacuums.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A good man can find a way to get laid in a fucking vaccuum. 

An outstanding man prefers to get laid in vacuums.

Yes. And proves his outstandingness time and time again. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

EW. YUO JUST ROONT SECKS.