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Started by Cain, December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM

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Cain

#15
December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
December 15, 2011, 05:47:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\


ah hate yew
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#17
December 15, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
you BASTARD  :argh!:

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
December 15, 2011, 05:55:43 PM
Things to do:

build time machine, copyright song, sue paul mccartney.
Think of ways to punish cain.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#19
December 15, 2011, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

The boiled down essence of shite Christmas music.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.

I suspect that, over in the land of frozen EVERYTHING, you might be able to turn on a radio or walk into a store without having carols inflicted upon you.

I swear, all next week I will bring in my iPod crammed with Christmas novelty songs.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
December 15, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
SIIIIMPLY





HAAAAVING



A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
\


That was just flat evil. I'd have rather clicked a nimp link.  :crankey:
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East Coast Hustle

#21
December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

#22
December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
December 15, 2011, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

Not In My Pance.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#24
December 15, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.

It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:spittake: :spit:

Cain

#25
December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.

Luna

#26
December 15, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.

That is...  Wow.  Just, wow.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
December 15, 2011, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 09:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

It used to combine the images of several shock sites with an endless stream of pop-up boxes an an audio track stating "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno" until the machine crashed.

That is...  Wow.  Just, wow.

aka "nero_online.org"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#28
December 15, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

Really? As in specifically blacklisted? Fuck that's an accomplishment. It was the GNAA that made it, right?

For those wondering: you could make up any URL like damascus-daily-news.on.nimp.org and it would redirect there. Very useful.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#29
December 15, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Paul "longchops" McCartney is on Payne's hitlist. Cain is lucky that Our Messiah has no internets atm, or there would be Wrath.
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