Open Bar 3.17 - now more glitchy than ever!

[Suu]

PUBLISHED WOO! First publication is "in print", by which I mean it was published through a peer reviewed, open access journal and is now available. Been working on this short manuscript for the last year (short papers are suprisingly painful to get published), and now I'm a scientist in the academic sense...or something like that...

I mean, it's really cool to be able to say I have added to the pool of literature which is natural history.

Awesome news!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Congrats Kai, that's awesome.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Good job, Kai!

I hope, one day, to achieve the same thing. But you know, rocks instead of bugs.

If this Uni doesn't devour me first.


Speaking of, I just got special permission from an instructor to take a senior tutorial course in remote sensing

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's weird, I feel like I've barely worked this week but I just took pictures of 29 bracelet beads and I still have 14 focals, 4 sets, 20 pairs of earrings, and 72 glass headpins to photograph, plus I just pulled 12 more focals out of my kiln for capping and coring.

How did I do this? 

[Chairman Risus]

It's weird, I feel like I've barely worked this week but I just took pictures of 29 bracelet beads and I still have 14 focals, 4 sets, 20 pairs of earrings, and 72 glass headpins to photograph, plus I just pulled 12 more focals out of my kiln for capping and coring.

How did I do this? 

It's kinda like Fight Club, but instead of your alternate personality going and starting underground anarchist pugilists associations, she decided you actually could use a little extra cash.

[EK WAFFLR]

Off to play yet another of my famous mini-gigs

Do tell?

Nothing really interesting, I just show up at places where there are possibilities for jam sessions, get up there and play my sub-par shit while intoxicated. People seem to enjoy it though.
Me and my gal did Creep tonight.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Good job, Kai!

I hope, one day, to achieve the same thing. But you know, rocks instead of bugs.

If this Uni doesn't devour me first.


Speaking of, I just got special permission from an instructor to take a senior tutorial course in remote sensing

You mean like clairvoyance?

[Kai]

Thanks guys.

Good job, Kai!

I hope, one day, to achieve the same thing. But you know, rocks instead of bugs.

If this Uni doesn't devour me first.


Speaking of, I just got special permission from an instructor to take a senior tutorial course in remote sensing

Come to the dark side, Cainad. The dark side is stronger, messier, and has a higher chance of becoming mad science.

[Suu]

I can't believe I'm still writing this fucking paper. This source article I'm using is awful, my head is pounding, my vagina and groin muscles are killing me (gonna be worse tomorrow), and I can't take anything "good" until this paper is done.

-Suu
Vicodin and forgetaboutit.

[Freeky]

Kai = THE SHIT


This has been a constant, but is now underlined and incontrovertably so because of published.   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Todavía estoy apesadumbrado de oír hablar del pene de su gato.

I'M LEARNING SPANISH!!

(THE PD WAY!!)

It's the only way

Also, I've been refinishing this church pew:


Almost done with a lot of my stuff.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Good job, Kai!

I hope, one day, to achieve the same thing. But you know, rocks instead of bugs.

If this Uni doesn't devour me first.


Speaking of, I just got special permission from an instructor to take a senior tutorial course in remote sensing

You mean like clairvoyance?

I mean like using Space Cameras to determine what color your socks are

or to find out if you remembered to wash your hands

[Pæs]

Kai = THE SHIT


This has been a constant, but is now underlined and incontrovertably so because of published.   

IAWTC.

Way to go, Kai.

[Telarus]

Congrats Kai!

Suu, very glad to hear that you're past the burn phase and onto the recovery phase. Hope it gets not-sore soon.

[Suu]

Paper is done and submitted with 3 hours to spare.

IT'S PILL TIME NAO.

PEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ