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Started by Cain, December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM

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#30
December 15, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask what a "nimp" is.  I AM afraid to Google it at work.

As of 2010, it has specifically been banned from working on every major browser.

Really? As in specifically blacklisted? Fuck that's an accomplishment. It was the GNAA that made it, right?

For those wondering: you could make up any URL like damascus-daily-news.on.nimp.org and it would redirect there. Very useful.

Yes and yes.

Luna

#31
December 15, 2011, 10:29:49 PM
Something to take the taste out of your ears...

http://youtu.be/DiXjbI3kRus
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#32
December 15, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:thanks:

You're an asshole, and I love you for it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#33
December 15, 2011, 11:33:57 PM
I promise you all,

this song will fix what ails you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI&ob=av2e
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#34
December 15, 2011, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:33:57 PM
I promise you all,

this song will fix what ails you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI&ob=av2e

Thank all that his holy that it loaded slow.  I got away with just the title.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#35
December 16, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Holy shit, it all just went to hell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16187519

Well played, you bastard.  Well played.

:fuckmittens:

maphdet

#37
December 16, 2011, 01:10:15 AM
 :argh!:

Damn it you jelly rolled me OP.
:P
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Suu

#38
December 16, 2011, 01:52:17 AM
While we are bad 80s Christmas music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls


First of all, this song always reminds me of being a little kid in the 80s and how excited I would be about Christmas when it came on the radio. That's something that will never be taken away from me, so fuck ya'll.

Second of all, why does Sting look like such a scrub? He's dressed 10 years in advance. *gasp* STING IS A TIME TRAVELER

Third of all, Why is Simon LeBon always so FUCKING HOT?! Even now that he's old, he's still hot. I swear, I've had a crush on that man since I was 3.

-Suu
Still not writing her final

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#39
December 16, 2011, 03:10:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

This is not a bad thing, no matter what ECH tells you.




It's this specific opinion that is responsible for the state of your love life. I am certain of it.

:thanks:

You're an asshole, and I love you for it.

It's just one of the many services I provide. :ECH:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#40
December 16, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
Cain, just as a heads up, next time I'm in England:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111215091340AAMIRUR
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#41
December 16, 2011, 03:48:47 PM
I like that Jennifer Divona chick.  She understands how I roll.

EK WAFFLR

#42
December 16, 2011, 04:00:16 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#43
December 16, 2011, 06:32:11 PM
YOU FUCKERS JUST MADE ME GET THE BIG GUNS WORST FUCKING SONG IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION THAT WOULD MAKE GIGGLES CURL UP IN A FETAL BALL AND CRY. IMMA NUKE THIS THREAD LIKE HIROSHIMA, SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO????? HUH? HUH???1?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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