Twid tries out Sinterklaas

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bamp. Here we go. Also I miss you Trip. I miss you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To my Keyboardist:

My friend Anne Marie, you have a way with words
and lyrics about monsters that show inner nerd
I got you a gift, that I hope's a bit a surprise
And though I forgot- I hope it's the right size
You show your finesse, and you show your class
This will help you show your inner badass.

To, obviously, my keyboardist. I got her a Sons of Anarchy T-Shirt

To her sister, who is Villager's roommate too:

Liz, this Christmas I was tempted again
To get you a book for when you're on your rear end
But before my search began, it came to a stop
I got your gift in the Lab's Yankee Swap
So this year's item has a a little more class
But don't shake the box- this one is made of glass


Liz likes candle stuff.

To be continued....

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Anarchangel roommate sitch this time around involves a dood with a thick fahkin accent kehd. His name is Bryan. We call him B. Also, he drinks tea that makes him poo.

B, what would yah get if yah had yah druthuhs
What can one get someone who calls everyone bruthah
I thought, "dood maybe a pot for poop tea/
Or summ'n ta do with chakras foah yoah enuhgy
Then I remembuh'd you kinda look like a geek
So I figyuh'd I'd get somethin to augment that chic

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To Villager:

My love, what could either of us do?
Both of us had to go for the Who.
And though you are guarded by capable Mouse (my stuffed animal, which she has claimed. Mouse is a nasty assassin, btw)
He needs a little help to guard your house
How can I join your nerd
With a touch of my own absurd
How can I alleviate your paranoia
Well I got just the right thing for ya
While simultaneously giving old Mouse a warrior
And something that will never bore ya
For this gift I was never late
Take delight when you hear
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And like, I said, Villager has take up Sinterklaas. So, here's her statement to me (while I take a drag and not give a fuck for about 5 min)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Villager to me:

I considered many gifts before I got you this
The first one was so awesome, that I could not resist
The second was an afterthought but made me think of you
because you wanted it last year so now it's overdue
They do seem unrelated-I hope that it is fine
But they have some things in common, in fact their names do rhyme!
Both are something practical, you can use them every day
Both nearly indestructible, and resist microwaves
Both have had devoted followers for decades at this rate
But only one will EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!!!

The gifts of course, were a Dalek alarm clock and Pyrex.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, Liz got candle holders, and I gave B a book about stupid ancient history. Matter of fact the book was actually titled "Stupid Ancient History"

[Reginald Ret]

Excellently executed.