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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, January 05, 2012, 03:29:15 AM

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#15
January 06, 2012, 04:17:53 PM
I like it- i might also consider buying the domain name askanilluminatus.org
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Telarus

#16
January 06, 2012, 11:02:01 PM
Ummm.... Not saying that this changed OUR plans or anything, but I ran across this (it was apparently spammed on twitter last night):

http://www.learntheilluminatisecrets.com/

DON'T submit any real info, it's most likely a spammer honeypot......
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#17
January 06, 2012, 11:57:24 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 06, 2012, 11:02:01 PM
Ummm.... Not saying that this changed OUR plans or anything, but I ran across this (it was apparently spammed on twitter last night):

http://www.learntheilluminatisecrets.com/

DON'T submit any real info, it's most likely a spammer honeypot......

That was HILARIOUS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Baron Polarious

#18
January 09, 2012, 02:42:07 AM
This shit is solid gold. I love the Illuminati pamphlet.

Things like hard to read text and Spellcheck underlines seem humorous and appropriate to me.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#19
January 17, 2012, 09:43:19 PM
Billy: what are you using to do the layout for your pamphlets?

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
January 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
January 17, 2012, 09:49:32 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.

Balls.

He's just embarrassed because his REAL name is Chauncy.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
January 17, 2012, 09:52:43 PM
Lol
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#23
January 17, 2012, 09:57:26 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.

Um, I have no idea how to turn powerpoint into pamphlets, although I'm guessing you do. If you end up doing anything in photoshop or indesign, I have template files I'd gladly share, though.

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
January 17, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
Hmmm. I dont have photoshop. Used to but that was on my old laptop. Ill see if i can get my hands on a copy in the near future.
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#25
January 23, 2012, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
Hmmm. I dont have photoshop. Used to but that was on my old laptop. Ill see if i can get my hands on a copy in the near future.

http://www.gimp.org/
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Telarus

#26
January 24, 2012, 06:36:53 AM
GIIIIIMP!!
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January 24, 2012, 07:08:50 AM
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