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Coming up with pamphlets and shit.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, January 05, 2012, 03:29:15 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

I like it- i might also consider buying the domain name askanilluminatus.org
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Telarus

Ummm.... Not saying that this changed OUR plans or anything, but I ran across this (it was apparently spammed on twitter last night):

http://www.learntheilluminatisecrets.com/

DON'T submit any real info, it's most likely a spammer honeypot......
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Telarus on January 06, 2012, 11:02:01 PM
Ummm.... Not saying that this changed OUR plans or anything, but I ran across this (it was apparently spammed on twitter last night):

http://www.learntheilluminatisecrets.com/

DON'T submit any real info, it's most likely a spammer honeypot......

That was HILARIOUS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Baron Polarious

This shit is solid gold. I love the Illuminati pamphlet.

Things like hard to read text and Spellcheck underlines seem humorous and appropriate to me.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Billy: what are you using to do the layout for your pamphlets?

Nephew Twiddleton

Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.

Balls.

He's just embarrassed because his REAL name is Chauncy.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
Powerpoint 2007.

Also call me twid. Billy the is more of a joke stemming from my usual screenname.

Um, I have no idea how to turn powerpoint into pamphlets, although I'm guessing you do. If you end up doing anything in photoshop or indesign, I have template files I'd gladly share, though.

Nephew Twiddleton

Hmmm. I dont have photoshop. Used to but that was on my old laptop. Ill see if i can get my hands on a copy in the near future.
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Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 17, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
Hmmm. I dont have photoshop. Used to but that was on my old laptop. Ill see if i can get my hands on a copy in the near future.

http://www.gimp.org/
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