A reading from the Book of Smack

[Richter]

::argh::  ::hack cough::

What in the fuck hell do you all think you're up to?  Nancing about the board, whining for content, but denouncing contributions as Facebook esque?  We've all posted out "Status" and wondered exactly where the "Like" button went.  Well, we're not on the Fischer Price internet anymore are we?  We are back on the old testament shit.  Where the HTML is still typed by hand because we can't be arsed to hover over the little buttons up top.  Back before Buddy Xtmlstian showed up with the idea that the Interbutt can love EVERYONE.  It still hates us all. 

Does your head-meat do more than tweet?  Demonstrate. 

For fucksake if someone's post is shite, SOUND OFF.  Like we, of all people are afraid we might offend someone
?  Or is lobbing passive aggressive remarks just our speed now?  Hell, I've tossed "snap n' crack", Like I've forgotten I used to play with quarter sticks of verbal TNT.  Rapier wit is fine for fops, but remember when we acted with the tact of a conversational hollowpoint?

HNNNAAAAA!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

::argh::  ::hack cough::

What in the fuck hell do you all think you're up to?  Nancing about the board, whining for content, but denouncing contributions as Facebook esque?  We've all posted out "Status" and wondered exactly where the "Like" button went.  Well, we're not on the Fischer Price internet anymore are we?  We are back on the old testament shit.  Where the HTML is still typed by hand because we can't be arsed to hover over the little buttons up top.  Back before Buddy Xtmlstian showed up with the idea that the Interbutt can love EVERYONE.  It still hates us all. 

Does your head-meat do more than tweet?  Demonstrate. 

For fucksake if someone's post is shite, SOUND OFF.  Like we, of all people are afraid we might offend someone
?  Or is lobbing passive aggressive remarks just our speed now?  Hell, I've tossed "snap n' crack", Like I've forgotten I used to play with quarter sticks of verbal TNT.  Rapier wit is fine for fops, but remember when we acted with the tact of a conversational hollowpoint?

HNNNAAAAA!

FUCK YEAH!

[Richter]

"Go forth, and be like a small furry woodland creature WITH A BIG FUCKING STICK."  -Excerpt from the "Sermon on the haybale", Book of Smack

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I agree with this, and am adding it to the Richtonomicon.

[Richter]

What have you done with you KNOB today?

Have you scuttled about, ashamed of its meekest throb?  Hidden it from sight behind the metaphorical pants of "behavior", "standards", or "Good graces"? Maybe you sit at home and stroke it with thoughts of what you COULD have said, MIGHT have done, or OUGHT to have stood up for?

OR have you whipped that pustulant purple pounding bludgeon of hate out from behind your calm demeanor, and menaced the perpetrators of the bullshit? 

(replace with "ASSAULT UTERUS" as biology or inclination apply)

[navkat]

No need to be arbitrarily feminist about it, KNOB works for me in spite physical anatomy.

[Phox]

I though KNOB was a whatchamacallit? acronym! An acronym for "Kinky Nubbin Of Brutality"? I'm right, right?

[Richter]

I didn't know that one, but I approve!