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A Discordian hero is in the hospital tonight

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 10, 2012, 07:43:49 AM

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January 12, 2012, 07:05:17 AM
Here's a more detailed accounting, with a video of a slightly stress-manic Danny telling the story: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/01/its_go_time_residents_recount.html
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 12, 2012, 07:18:32 AM
I have never heard of Danny Chaoflux until this thread, but he has my deepest respect!

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#17
January 12, 2012, 01:38:23 PM
I want to buy him a shitload of beers next time I'm home.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
January 13, 2012, 03:41:35 AM
So, aftermath; the house is devastated and everything has to be cleaned. They will need a professional cleaning service to clear the house of the CS gas residue, and it could cost them $15k or more.

If anyone here wants to donate even a couple of bucks, it would add up. Here's the donation link: http://eaglesrest.chipin.com/cleanup-martins-house
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#19
January 13, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised but is there really no recourse available to them from the City of Portland? That's pretty shitty.
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January 13, 2012, 01:51:09 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 13, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised but is there really no recourse available to them from the City of Portland? That's pretty shitty.

Is this the same Portland I've been hearing about?  Because if it is, they'll probably beat him for asking.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
January 13, 2012, 04:20:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 13, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised but is there really no recourse available to them from the City of Portland? That's pretty shitty.

Danny could get his medical expenses paid for if he sued, but I don't think you can recoup for damages incurred while the police were "doing their duty".

BTW what I have learned from this is that if there's an intruder in my house, I shouldn't call the police until I already have him subdued and restrained. I'm not actually sure I should call them then... I should probably just beat the living shit out of him, strip him naked, and kick him into the street to die of hypothermia.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#22
January 13, 2012, 04:51:03 PM
That's been my response the couple times it's happened to me and it seems to have worked out well so far. :lulz:
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