Dream Logic

[East Coast Hustle]

I have one reoccurring dream:
I'm sitting in a chair with a room full of loved ones telling me about their dreams. They list every excrutiating detail with emphasis on this aspect or that aspect to show me how important it was when the rainbow elephant peed on their face ans then they were in the desert being chased by large cats, they want me to know how CRITICAL this infotmation is. Straps hold me in place except for one hand holding a gun, but everytime i raise to my head to blow my brains out it just clicks. Then i wake up covered in sweat and my own filth screaming like a banshee.

What do you think it means?

[Cainad (dec.)]

When I was in college, I woke up one morning convinced of a critical flaw in relativity, that if looked at properly, would allow faster than light travel.  It was so fucking obvious, I couldn't believe that nobody else had spotted it.  I wrote it down, and went back to sleep.

When I woke up, I grabbed the paper and read "Superglue raisins together".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I had a good one last night

sexy excoworker i havent seen in years: you know i never told you how cute i think you are. Want to have sex?
Me: yes but im not supposed to.
Her: oh. Why arent you supposed to.
Me: i dont really know. I just know for some reason im not supposed to.
Her: thats to bad
me: :wake up a little and roll over and see my girlfriend: oh yeah thats why. Wait. Fuck! It was a dream! I totally could have!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Last night I dreamt I was in a dimly lit underground parking garage surgically sewing a penis onto Doktor Phox's face, so that whenever she blushed she would get a hard on.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

SCIENCE!

[Triple Zero]

Hearing about other peoples' dreams is really interesting.

No, really.

Actually, the urge to post a reply to someone's dreams thread was what pushed me from just lurking and reading to actually registering to post.

I don't know, sometimes reading about people's dreams is interesting. I like the disconnectedness of it. You don't have to like it of course, but IMO it's not the worst kind of fluff. Mostly because it takes quite a bit of effort to retell a dream.

[Phox]

Last night I dreamt I was in a dimly lit underground parking garage surgically sewing a penis onto Doktor Phox's face, so that whenever she blushed she would get a hard on.

THIS. MUST. COME TRUE. 

[Bruno]

This has never failed to work for me in a dream:

1.) Jump in air
2.) Hold breath
3.) Levitate

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

When I was little I had a nightmare that my teddy bear was killed by a doppelganger who then took his place. For a week or so I was terrified that if I let on that I knew he would kill me too.

[Rumckle]

Ive had dreams that made me feel down for the first waking hour. Exgirlfriends have had dreams that made them angry at me even though they knew that was silly.

I've had dreams that made me angry at my roommates when I woke up, thing is though the dream was rather plausible, something about my roommate eating my food, or some such. It wasn't until I look in the fridge that I'm sure that it was a dream or not.

[East Coast Hustle]

Hearing about other peoples' dreams is really interesting.

No, really.

Actually, the urge to post a reply to someone's dreams thread was what pushed me from just lurking and reading to actually registering to post.

I don't know, sometimes reading about people's dreams is interesting. I like the disconnectedness of it. You don't have to like it of course, but IMO it's not the worst kind of fluff. Mostly because it takes quite a bit of effort to retell a dream.

I dunno....I would literally find the details of someone's morning poop more interesting than the details of the dream they had before they woke up and pooped.

I mean, it's just brain detritus. It's like listening ot someone talk about their acid trip, only without even the possibility of a part where they got inappropriately naked in public.

[Phox]

Hearing about other peoples' dreams is really interesting.

No, really.

Actually, the urge to post a reply to someone's dreams thread was what pushed me from just lurking and reading to actually registering to post.

I don't know, sometimes reading about people's dreams is interesting. I like the disconnectedness of it. You don't have to like it of course, but IMO it's not the worst kind of fluff. Mostly because it takes quite a bit of effort to retell a dream.

I dunno....I would literally find the details of someone's morning poop more interesting than the details of the dream they had before they woke up and pooped.

I mean, it's just brain detritus. It's like listening ot someone talk about their acid trip, only without even the possibility of a part where they got inappropriately naked in public.

Contradiction of terms. 

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, but that's why they don't let people like us into the nice places, Phox.

[Phox]

Yeah, but that's why they don't let people like us into the nice places, Phox.

Point. 

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Last night I dreamt I was in a dimly lit underground parking garage surgically sewing a penis onto Doktor Phox's face, so that whenever she blushed she would get a hard on.

How synchronicitous....

I just had a dream that your face fell off while stalking rhinos at the zoo and Pent performed an emergency transplant with an elephant scrotum, so when it got too cold out your head got sucked into your neck.