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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 27, 2012, 02:40:55 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 06:24:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 06:23:16 PM
I'm SO bored, I'm not going to hate on anyone for a solid week.

For SCIENCE and shit.

I am concerned that your head will explode.

I'll be fine.  What could go wrong?  I am in charge of my emotions, not some horrible elder God thingie.

I can do this.

Of course you can.  Just mind the blood pressure, is all.

You misunderstand.  I am not only going to not EXPRESS hate, I'm not going to FEEL it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

what mighty PILLZ have you come into possession of to allow for this?!

Q. G. Pennyworth

You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 31, 2012, 06:54:36 PM
what mighty PILLZ have you come into possession of to allow for this?!

Holy ones.  They're like the other ones, but God put twice as much of the good stuff in 'em.

No, really, I'm FINE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

Why would my head explode?  Nothing in there but happy thoughts.  Fluffy white clouds.  Unicorns.  Pink monkeys.  Shit like that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

Why would my head explode?  Nothing in there but happy thoughts.  Fluffy white clouds.  Unicorns.  Pink monkeys.  Shit like that.
Sir, I've only been here a little while but even I know that you run on hate and orphan tears.

Kai

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2012, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 30, 2012, 09:50:45 PM
I see ... ANYWAY back to the subject of cheese, how does Freedom factor into those yellow rubber squares you call "cheddar"?

It's not the cheddar that makes America dark and ugly, Trip, it's the processed American cheese slices.  If I could change ONE thing about America, I'd walk right past the horrible oligarchy and the banksters, and instead force Kraft to make REAL FUCKING CHEESE.

Believe it or not, it does actually contain cheddar cheese as the main ingredient, which is processed and other ingredients are added to it. Most of those other ingredients are milk components.

I mean, I've had this argument with my dad before, and he is in a position to know. In short, they make cheddar cheese, blend it up, mix in other ingredients, and mold it into slices. Thats why it's called a processed cheese product. I myself thought it was mostly vegetable oil, but that's not the case.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on January 31, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

Why would my head explode?  Nothing in there but happy thoughts.  Fluffy white clouds.  Unicorns.  Pink monkeys.  Shit like that.
Sir, I've only been here a little while but even I know that you run on hate and orphan tears.

This is what happens when you listen to base slander spread by Europeans.  I am a Holy Man™, and thus am incapable of evil in any of its many forms.  While things I do may SEEM hateful, that is because you are only seeing part of the picture, much as a 2 dimensional creature would see you only as a big circle impeding its path.

Looked on from on high, my actions make Buddha look like a cheap thug.  They make Albert Einstein look like JP Morgan.  They in fact make Gandhi look like Martin Bormann.

The reality is, I am stuffed full of love & compassion for all of God's creatures.  I love 'em to death.  Sometimes even more than that.  I can cure hypochondria from across the room.  The only person I find mildly distasteful is Iason, but that's because he's the anti-Roger.  He is a bad, bad man.  I don't HATE him, though.  I just want to make him better.  Our way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

The first real test approaches:  Afternoon staff meeting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on January 31, 2012, 10:47:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2012, 09:46:40 PM
The first real test approaches:  Afternoon staff meeting.

How did it go?

Not sure if win or fail.

I was nice.  This made them nervous, so I was nicer.

Expression of hatred?  Dunno.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2012, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: Sita on January 30, 2012, 08:44:01 PM
Something that has been beat into my head lately, that I think more people need to think about, is that if you are not called out by name then it is quite probable that you are not the one being complained about.
And I'm amazed how something as simple as the term lurker can be taken so badly. I thought it was fairly obvious that a lurker would be someone that goes months logging in but saying nothing. Not someone that doesn't post every day, multiple times a day.

In this case, I was talking about the Skyrim thread, and he thought I was talking about his Skyrim WOMP thread.  I think.

Also, if you're not sure if you're the target, ask.  This is the internet...Nobody can punch you in the nose.  Plus, it beats flouncing for a few months only to find out later that you weren't being talked about at all, which has happened here more than once.

OH, I knew which thread you were talking about, but I figured that no one was really all that interesting in the random shit I'm doing in a video game. I only was putting my mod work in my thread because I can't exactly discuss it on any of the modding boards as I am currently using Blizzard's models and textures as is, and that gets smacked down. Evidently it's wrong to use models from one game in another.

The Good Reverend Roger

I am so bored, I actually found myself talking to AINI on Facebook.  I hold all of you responsible.

In a related note, Aini has rather generously stated for the record that we have progressed "a little" since he decided to leave us to our fates.  Given that this is from a paragon of culture (listening to ICP and living in an alley on Coney Island counts as culture, right?), that stings.

:sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 02:18:59 AM
Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

:lulz:

Oh, beautiful!  :lulz:
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