RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

I lived in Texas for three years.  The notion of a cat-tattooed, whisker-implanted freak getting picked up by the cops in, say, Bell County boggles the very imagination, and mercifully fades to black.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

I lived in Texas for three years.  The notion of a cat-tattooed, whisker-implanted freak getting picked up by the cops in, say, Bell County boggles the very imagination, and mercifully fades to black.

Let me just say that I visited Texas in 1994 at the tender age of 23, and a combination of factors among which that I was a colored girl with a tattoo and a nose ring, made me feel a little worried.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

I lived in Texas for three years.  The notion of a cat-tattooed, whisker-implanted freak getting picked up by the cops in, say, Bell County boggles the very imagination, and mercifully fades to black.

Let me just say that I visited Texas in 1994 at the tender age of 23, and a combination of factors among which that I was a colored girl with a tattoo and a nose ring, made me feel a little worried.

What kills me is that he's gotta be in his late 20s at least, and he still brags about starving half to death and sleeping in alleys.

Aini is a crustwave pioneer. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

I lived in Texas for three years.  The notion of a cat-tattooed, whisker-implanted freak getting picked up by the cops in, say, Bell County boggles the very imagination, and mercifully fades to black.

Let me just say that I visited Texas in 1994 at the tender age of 23, and a combination of factors among which that I was a colored girl with a tattoo and a nose ring, made me feel a little worried.

What kills me is that he's gotta be in his late 20s at least, and he still brags about starving half to death and sleeping in alleys.

Aini is a crustwave pioneer. 

Dear lord. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.  VOW BROKEN.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things from their point of view sufficiently.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view.  Maybe it's NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their best.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're FUCKING STUPID.

[Elder Iptuous]

Anyway, I got him good & pissed off by making fun of ICP, then unfriended him.

Oh, beautiful! 

Oh, yeah.  Also, he was trying to act superior while at the same time talking about his last two meals being a single bottle of hot sauce.  For some reason he's hitching through Texas, which should be good for a laugh.

The fact that he's still alive astonishes me.

Of course, I could say the same of E.O.T., only for entirely different reasons.

I lived in Texas for three years.  The notion of a cat-tattooed, whisker-implanted freak getting picked up by the cops in, say, Bell County boggles the very imagination, and mercifully fades to black.

Let me just say that I visited Texas in 1994 at the tender age of 23, and a combination of factors among which that I was a colored girl with a tattoo and a nose ring, made me feel a little worried.

Alright. i gotta address this...
Were you out in the country?  'Cause in the cities, we've got plenty of counterculture crazy to comfort your quirks.
just like any place.  hell, there's plenty in the suburbs, too, which covers a decent percentage of the state...
i would say that if you were in the country in any state, you ought to expect raised eyebrows if you're walkin' 'round with your freak flag high.
I know that many people in other parts of the world completely buy into the Texas™ Brand that we all ride horses to our work, pack a wheel gun on each hip, and that it is mandatory to have a belt buckle larger than your hubcaps.  But here in the states?  do you guys really buy it, or is it just a funny?   

[Cain]

EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.  VOW BROKEN.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things from their point of view sufficiently.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view.  Maybe it's NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their best.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're FUCKING STUPID.

This is especially true in the case of parents.

I have been ranting via IRC, because I cannot make it amusing enough for the forum yet, but I may do just that, once I am finished penning this "apology" letter.

[Triple Zero]

It's the lesson learned that just keeps on giving isn't it

[Luna]

EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.  VOW BROKEN.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things from their point of view sufficiently.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view.  Maybe it's NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their best.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're FUCKING STUPID.

I have a rant coming about this nitwit they hired, here, when I can sit down in front of a real keyboard.  The fucking stupid is getting painful.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.  VOW BROKEN.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things from their point of view sufficiently.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view.  Maybe it's NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their best.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're FUCKING STUPID.

I have a rant coming about this nitwit they hired, here, when I can sit down in front of a real keyboard.  The fucking stupid is getting painful.

Speaking of nitwits, more fun from Capitol Grilling.

http://www.capitolgrilling.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=556292&page=1&fpart=82

(I'm Doktor Howl, of course)

[Juana]

Alright. i gotta address this...
Were you out in the country?  'Cause in the cities, we've got plenty of counterculture crazy to comfort your quirks.
just like any place.  hell, there's plenty in the suburbs, too, which covers a decent percentage of the state...
i would say that if you were in the country in any state, you ought to expect raised eyebrows if you're walkin' 'round with your freak flag high.

Even the country has weirdos (see: Kinky Friedman, whom I'm hoping I can persuade my grandparents to introduce me to if I ever go visit them again because he sounds like a riot).

I know that many people in other parts of the world completely buy into the Texas™ Brand that we all ride horses to our work, pack a wheel gun on each hip, and that it is mandatory to have a belt buckle larger than your hubcaps.  But here in the states?  do you guys really buy it, or is it just a funny?   

Having lived there, I don't buy it. Mostly I think it's funny.

[Luna]

EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE.  VOW BROKEN.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things from their point of view sufficiently.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view.  Maybe it's NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their best.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them.  Maybe it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're FUCKING STUPID.

I have a rant coming about this nitwit they hired, here, when I can sit down in front of a real keyboard.  The fucking stupid is getting painful.

Speaking of nitwits, more fun from Capitol Grilling.

http://www.capitolgrilling.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=556292&page=1&fpart=82

(I'm Doktor Howl, of course)

Damn.

I wonder if those idiots realize that at least some of us didn't vote FOR Obama...  We were voting AGAINST the GoP idiocy...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I know that many people in other parts of the world completely buy into the Texas™ Brand that we all ride horses to our work, pack a wheel gun on each hip, and that it is mandatory to have a belt buckle larger than your hubcaps.  But here in the states?  do you guys really buy it, or is it just a funny?   

I lived there, so no.  I lived in Bell County, and got around a bit.

Most Texans I've met outside of Austin and the D/FW area are the brainsmashed products of inbreeding and fetal-alcohol syndrome, though there have been some exceptions.  The only cowboy types I ever met (in Texas) were in Amarillo.  I almost never saw the belt buckle, and most of the yahoos I met were too poor to afford cowboy boots.

They were basically the trailer-park grunts you usually meet in the Southeast.  They spent all their money on booze and then blamed the Blacks for their resulting poverty.  They hate anyone who isn't like them, and they're - for the most part - complete fucking pussies when anyone faces them down.

Austin, though, well it's like a piece of Canada broke off from one of the nicer provinces, and got stuck in the middle of Texas.  Canada doesn't really want it back because it's got Texas stains on it, but it's a really nice city other than the fact that traffic signals are apparently optional for EVERYBODY and not just ME.

D/FW is one of the better American cities, IMO.  It's got its problems, like all cities do, but there's no end of things to do, and they actually have something resembling an adequate traffic infrastructure.  Also, the people there frequently know how to read and write, like Austin.

Houston is hell for people that were too rotten for Tucson, but not evil enough for Phoenix.