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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, February 02, 2012, 11:23:59 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

February 02, 2012, 11:23:59 PM
or as I like to call you, rotting old shitbag, sir.

I'd like to inform you that I received your message today, via swamp gas, and my response is as follows:

Life here is weird STOP. Losing my mind at new job training STOP. I've developed a case of brain pigeons STOP.
They say there is no cure and that it won't be long before the fountains of blood rain their sweet waters down upon the land STOP.
I encourage you to bring back the Open Bar STOP. I believe the army of giant vaginas has left this part of the galaxy freeing us of it's mighty grip STOP.
Now I have to shit.
Squishily,
Squid

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
February 03, 2012, 01:27:35 AM
I love your posts, Squid.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 03, 2012, 02:47:53 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 02, 2012, 11:23:59 PM
or as I like to call you, rotting old shitbag, sir.

Now I have to shit.


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:fap:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
February 03, 2012, 03:39:13 AM
Fap my ass WHERE'S MY CANDY!?

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#4
February 03, 2012, 06:05:33 AM
:lulz:
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Murmur

#5
February 03, 2012, 08:54:02 AM
 :mittens:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 03, 2012, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 03, 2012, 03:39:13 AM
Fap my ass WHERE'S MY CANDY!?

I'M DIGETHTING ATH FATHT ATH I CAN, MITHTRETH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
February 05, 2012, 07:32:37 AM
You'd better stop that digestion and share that candy with me mister.
I expect to be fed like A BABY BIRD!

Richter

#8
February 05, 2012, 03:08:37 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 03, 2012, 03:39:13 AM
Fap my ass WHERE'S MY CANDY!?

Assfap is either a form of schlick, or a test that ensures the recruiters NEVER stop calling your house. 

Candy?  I got nothing.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#9
February 05, 2012, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 05, 2012, 07:32:37 AM
You'd better stop that digestion and share that candy with me mister.
I expect to be fed like A BABY BIRD!

God in Heaven, have mercy, I got a visual on that one.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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