Reality-Based Engineering: Not Company Policy

[minuspace]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

I think he's saying:

I have a fetish for Catholic ceremonies with the incense and the crowns of candles so I couldn't really think of anything else when I was masturbaing furiously and picturing the priests tucking dollar bills into the G-strings under their robes, picturing the... the... The trinity needs to go places... in my dark damp hiding place with the roots and centipedes. Although the fantasy with the dwarf choir would have worked better if instead of pipes pipes pipes pipes GAH instead the dwarves carried multiple naked renditions of Lou Reed mounted on Rue McLanahan...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

[Cainad (dec.)]

what. the. FUCK.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

I think he's saying:

I have a fetish for Catholic ceremonies with the incense and the crowns of candles so I couldn't really think of anything else when I was masturbaing furiously and picturing the priests tucking dollar bills into the G-strings under their robes, picturing the... the... The trinity needs to go places... in my dark damp hiding place with the roots and centipedes. Although the fantasy with the dwarf choir would have worked better if instead of pipes pipes pipes pipes GAH instead the dwarves carried multiple naked renditions of Lou Reed mounted on Rue McLanahan...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

Yeah, that's what I thought, but my Pinealism is all rusty and I wanted to be sure.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

I think he's saying:

I have a fetish for Catholic ceremonies with the incense and the crowns of candles so I couldn't really think of anything else when I was masturbaing furiously and picturing the priests tucking dollar bills into the G-strings under their robes, picturing the... the... The trinity needs to go places... in my dark damp hiding place with the roots and centipedes. Although the fantasy with the dwarf choir would have worked better if instead of pipes pipes pipes pipes GAH instead the dwarves carried multiple naked renditions of Lou Reed mounted on Rue McLanahan...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

Yeah, that's what I thought, but my Pinealism is all rusty and I wanted to be sure.

I may be off a bit, grammatically speaking, but the gist of it is there.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

I think he's saying:

I have a fetish for Catholic ceremonies with the incense and the crowns of candles so I couldn't really think of anything else when I was masturbaing furiously and picturing the priests tucking dollar bills into the G-strings under their robes, picturing the... the... The trinity needs to go places... in my dark damp hiding place with the roots and centipedes. Although the fantasy with the dwarf choir would have worked better if instead of pipes pipes pipes pipes GAH instead the dwarves carried multiple naked renditions of Lou Reed mounted on Rue McLanahan...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

Yeah, that's what I thought, but my Pinealism is all rusty and I wanted to be sure.

I may be off a bit, grammatically speaking, but the gist of it is there.

As an aside, your translation made me hork up my duck sammich.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

True, I admit maybe having plans for that particular word, and maybe I tried to slip it in...  The trinity needs to go places... Although the joke would have worked better if instead of fake precious stones for synthesis, the pipes carried something else...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

NIGEL!  TRANSLATION, PLEASE.

I think he's saying:

I have a fetish for Catholic ceremonies with the incense and the crowns of candles so I couldn't really think of anything else when I was masturbaing furiously and picturing the priests tucking dollar bills into the G-strings under their robes, picturing the... the... The trinity needs to go places... in my dark damp hiding place with the roots and centipedes. Although the fantasy with the dwarf choir would have worked better if instead of pipes pipes pipes pipes GAH instead the dwarves carried multiple naked renditions of Lou Reed mounted on Rue McLanahan...  I know, dirty, but worth a shot.

Yeah, that's what I thought, but my Pinealism is all rusty and I wanted to be sure.

I may be off a bit, grammatically speaking, but the gist of it is there.

As an aside, your translation made me hork up my duck sammich.

It's always good to know I've still got it.

[minuspace]

I mean, that's great and all, but just because it was important to me to have the moment commemorated with some good old fashioned taxidermy, its not becoming for you to make fun of my circumincission... 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I mean, that's great and all, but just because it was important to me to have the moment commemorated with some good old fashioned taxidermy, its not becoming for you to make fun of my circumincission... 

Circumcision? We're making fun of your castration. I mean how did the doctor screw those two procedures up?

[minuspace]

I mean, that's great and all, but just because it was important to me to have the moment commemorated with some good old fashioned taxidermy, its not becoming for you to make fun of my circumincission... 

Circumcision? We're making fun of your castration. I mean how did the doctor screw those two procedures up?

Oops.  Autocorrect for circumincession, or your lack of imagination

[Elder Iptuous]

jesus.
who is this guy?
i was just thinking, "this is just like that other pinealist assburger whose name i can't recall offhand." but that guy's been gone a good while.
then i notice his post count.  (which seems to have been restored to the actual postcount number for some reason)
so, this guy's been here for a long time?  who is he?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

jesus.
who is this guy?
i was just thinking, "this is just like that other pinealist assburger whose name i can't recall offhand." but that guy's been gone a good while.
then i notice his post count.  (which seems to have been restored to the actual postcount number for some reason)
so, this guy's been here for a long time?  who is he?

The same guy he was when he regged.  Sort of a combination of Yatto, Enki, and a hebephrenic.

[Triple Zero]

(which seems to have been restored to the actual postcount number for some reason)

I did no such thing.

Except in SMF2 the postcount in the profile is now also wrong.

But LuciferX has been here quite a while, yeah, he was gone for some time though.

[Elder Iptuous]

ahh...
Yatto.  that's who i was thinking of.  it's like Yatto.  except we are currently enduring it. 

Trip. so the postcounts next to everybody are not accurate?  why did they change from the '-42 Scovilles' etc.?