My ex girlfriend is now a stripper.

[The Rev]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

[DECI4]

DECI4 gets 20 fucking points and a gold star.

Not because the troll was particularly good, but because people keep taking her seriously.

Seriously, what is that?

DECI4 is providing a service, I think.  People want desperately to be outraged by retarded shit, and DECI4 has graciously provided said over-the-top retarded shit, in a manner that would make the old Fucked Company crowd sick with nostalgia.

I mean, anyone who read the OP - especially if they've read DECI4's earlier threads - and takes it seriously isn't thinking.  I'm not saying they're stupid, mind you, just not using their frontal lobes at that particular moment (kind of like what happens to my brain around women or cactus or firearms or all three).

The OP may be a pretty boilerplate troll, but DECI4 knows her audience.  There's a great big fucking handle on their foreheads, and she knows how to use it.

Very, very true, this. Only time I've even been tempted...and I was hella tempted.

Then again...first and last and Lemon Fresh...

I have to give her credit.  She has a real sense for the classic troll.

LOL you guys are way too paranoid. I could say the sky is blue or complain about traffic on the freeway and you guys would say "don't feed the troll". Thanks though I needed a decent chuckle today. Believe it or not that isn't what this thread was about.

I think most people are going to be suspicious of/not bother reading your posts until/unless you go for a while without starting troll threads. At this point, though, about half of us want to punch the other half for replying to anything you ever post, so good job.

That is fine, you guys can believe whatever you want to believe. Thanks to everyone that replied on topic, even if it was just to tell me what an idiot I'm being. I needed to vent a little bit.

[DECI4]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

[The Rev]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

[Cuddlefish]

[kingyak]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

[navkat]

I can't tell what part is for srs and what part is for srs srs. Srsly.

[East Coast Hustle]

I can't believe you fucknozzles provided 5 pages worth of responses to this weak-ass troll.

I'm not sure I've ever been more disappointed in PD.

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

:supertard:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

Or you could just save the effort and embarrassment and say, "Nigel & Roger, please come shit on my head."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't believe you fucknozzles provided 5 pages worth of responses to this weak-ass troll.

I'm not sure I've ever been more disappointed in PD.

This just shows the level of my desperation & boredom. 

[Cuddlefish]

Now, for some of this evenings highlights:

[kingyak]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

Or you could just save the effort and embarrassment and say, "Nigel & Roger, please come shit on my head."

Next time I'll send formal invitations. Maybe even make an event on Facebook.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

Or you could just save the effort and embarrassment and say, "Nigel & Roger, please come shit on my head."

Next time I'll send formal invitations. Maybe even make an event on Facebook.

[The Rev]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

Or you could just save the effort and embarrassment and say, "Nigel & Roger, please come shit on my head."

Next time I'll send formal invitations. Maybe even make an event on Facebook.

That was pretty damn funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And this thread continues to nose dive, just in a different direction now. I am pretty sure this was the first post by this person I have ever read and was completely baffled.

Hey if it would make you feel better I could say "You mad bro?" Or OMFG you guys got trolled so hard". Just let me know.

Nah, I backing out now anyway.

I'm kinda tempted to continue taking him seriously for a few more posts just to keep the TGRR and Nigel derision flowing.

Or you could just save the effort and embarrassment and say, "Nigel & Roger, please come shit on my head."

At least now I know who to ignore.