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I just got an email from the new guy in IT

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 10, 2012, 08:38:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Neither can hirley0 but that didnt stop him.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 11, 2012, 01:20:34 AM
Neither can hirley0 but that didnt stop him.

Hirley0 is a Holy Man.  <--- Notice the lack of TM.

The Grand Electron Poobah is merely a form of Titan, with a neckbeard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.

I have to admire an ego larger than my own.  It's actually mathematically unbounded, from what I can tell.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

It looks like he can speak Gutless Pansy just fine.
:lulz:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on February 11, 2012, 01:46:15 AM
It looks like he can speak Gutless Pansy just fine.
:lulz:

No, he's just on his very own wavelength.  <--- just my impression.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:35:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".

Wowwwwwwwww.

I have to admire an ego larger than my own.  It's actually mathematically unbounded, from what I can tell.

I'm not exactly sure what the right word is, but I am struggling somewhere between admiration and awe.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Tell him I'm still keeping his shit

I'm glad it was a troll, the ending was too poetic to be an accident :)

Telarus

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

:cramstipated:

Watch out Rog,

you're dealing with a Master