Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century

[Doktor Howl]

More to follow.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

sexy awesome

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This thread is destined for great things.

[Don Coyote]

I like this. BBL imagesearching for more.

[Don Coyote]

Found one that doesn't even need to be updated.

[Don Coyote]

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Nice, Coyote.

[Don Coyote]

Nice, Coyote.

Thanks.

I hope other people pick up and run with this before I accidently WOMP energies and ZOMGWTFDADA Goofus and Gallant.

[Don Coyote]

Who knew they used to be elves.

[Doktor Howl]

[Salty]

If you can find an image that goes with these, I salute you.

Goofus supports gay rights.
Gallant shoves rent boys in the dumpsters they were born in.*

Goofus got VD from some hooker on the park strip.
Gallant puts cigarettes out on high class call girls.




*Jesus that's awful. I'm sorry.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

HOLY FUCK.


^to whole thread so far


Also, I used to read Highlights when I was a youngun, but I guess those neurons were either reprogrammed or pissed out. I don't remember these guys.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

[Don Coyote]

@QG RIGHT ON!!!!!

[navkat]

Sorry the text came out waay tiner than I thought. Enlargement makes things too blurry.