Listen up Heathens.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

Sure, if it's Blaze Bailey Maiden....

[Freeky]

go'GEEEEEEER-a...

NOT SOFT ENOUGH. LEARN TO LANGUAGE.

I WILL LANGUAGE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

[Doktor Howl]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

Sure, if it's Blaze Bailey Maiden....

Is there a difference?  It all sounds like cats being hauled through a bailing machine to me.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

Sure, if it's Blaze Bailey Maiden....

Is there a difference?  It all sounds like cats being hauled through a bailing machine to me.

If you had any taste in Metal, you would not be asking this question.

[Salty]

go'GEEEEEEER-a...

NOT SOFT ENOUGH. LEARN TO LANGUAGE.

I WILL LANGUAGE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

Oh. ALL RIGHT THEN.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not from California.

You sure about that?

I come from the Land of Mullets and NASCAR, thank you very much.

Southern Illinois?

Negatory, but close.

[Doktor Howl]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

Sure, if it's Blaze Bailey Maiden....

Is there a difference?  It all sounds like cats being hauled through a bailing machine to me.

If you had any taste in Metal, you would not be asking this question.

LISTEN UP, FUCKER, I WAS LISTENING TO TWISTED SISTER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A DIRTY FUCKING THOUGHT.

[Freeky]

go'GEEEEEEER-a...

NOT SOFT ENOUGH. LEARN TO LANGUAGE.

I WILL LANGUAGE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

Oh. ALL RIGHT THEN.

AT LEAST YOU'LL ENJOY IT. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

Sure, if it's Blaze Bailey Maiden....

Is there a difference?  It all sounds like cats being hauled through a bailing machine to me.

If you had any taste in Metal, you would not be asking this question.

LISTEN UP, FUCKER, I WAS LISTENING TO TWISTED SISTER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A DIRTY FUCKING THOUGHT.

TWISTED SISTER? METAL? HAW!!!!

HEY DOK, TWID CAMEO (WITH UNION JACK TO BOOT!) AROUND THE 2:37 MARK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIStm96-Xh8

[Nephew Twiddleton]

SCREAM FOR ME, MASSACHUSETTS!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS GLAM METAL IS NOT METAL. IT WAS A SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL PERIOD OF OUR HISTORY AND WE DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT UNLESS IT'S ON THE JUKE BOX.

AND IT'S GO-JEER-A YOU MISCREANTS.

[Freeky]

ISNT YOU BOGHOPPER. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ISNT YOU BOGHOPPER.

ISN'T ME WHAT?

ALSO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BOGS LEFT, WE DEPLETED THEM ABOUT A DECADE AGO FOR FUEL. I CAN'T HOP SHIT EXCEPT FOR THE HOP-ON HOP-OFF IN DUBLIN.

[Freeky]

gjbkseg

ISNT Ysdskyue5rOU BOGHOPPER.

gfjsrdgedj
ddh
ISNhdr'T ME WHAT?
he
ALrhdSO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BOGS LEFT, WE DEPLETED THEM ABOUT A DECADE AGO FOR FUEL.hrh I CAN'T HOP SHIT EXCEPT FOR THE HOP-ON HOP-OFF IN DUBLIN.

gfjerfgyjked


go'GEER-a

[Nephew Twiddleton]

gjbkseg

ISNT Ysdskyue5rOU BOGHOPPER.

gfjsrdgedj
ddh
ISNhdr'T ME WHAT?
he
ALrhdSO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BOGS LEFT, WE DEPLETED THEM ABOUT A DECADE AGO FOR FUEL.hrh I CAN'T HOP SHIT EXCEPT FOR THE HOP-ON HOP-OFF IN DUBLIN.

gfjerfgyjked


go'GEER-a

garblegarblegarble'

GOJIRA