ATTN: FRIENDS OF EARTHA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Today actually saw the return of the Russian dwarf hamsters.  They were confiscated by building management, who were going to keep them as mascots if the student didn't get rid of them before the weekend.

They were being kept in the shower, this time around.  And yes, they are the same hamsters as before.

I love how these kids consistently think they can outsmart you by doing idiotic things.

[Eater of Clowns]

Have a luncheon to discuss the hamster problem. 

Serve hamsters on a crusty bread.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

Eartha, you remind me of that gal that shows up at the Dew Drop Inn Tavern about 7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody within ten feet of her how her boyfriend beat her up and threw her out again, while she digs around in her shitty vinyl purse for a smashed up pack of Virginia Slims with one dried out bent up cig inside, then she mooches beers and cigarettes for an hour or so until she goes out back with some guy and comes back a few minutes later alone with a ten dollar bill that she spends on shots of bar gin until she starts trying to sing along with the juke box going "Yer sweet smellin LAAAIIEES, CRAYzee on YIOO.... gunna go CRAYzee on YOOO..."

So they throw her out and she staggers around the parking lot shrieking "Ah HAYchoo yew muth'r FUKR! Ommina SUE you fr ALL YEW GOT! Yew lousy lyin stinkin SON uvva HOAR!", and when a car full of high school boys slows down to see what this crazy monster is she rips her shirt open and screams "GO HED! Have a GOOOD LOOK!", and that scares them off real fast so then she picks up half a brick out of a mud puddle and stands there weaving around looking evil for a minute..  Then, like she suddenly got an idea, she bolts for an old rusty pick up truck and starts trying to smash out a headlight but she keeps missing and just puts dents in the hood growling "How ya like it NOW HUH? Ya like THAT?"

And then the cops come and get her to put the brick down and she starts sobbing about how her boyfriend beat her up and she lost the last three jobs she had and they're gonna cut off her disability and when they try to get her in the police car she tries to come on to one of the cops which is just repulsive to them so when she's in the car and realizes she's going to the drunk tank AGAIN she starts snarling curse words nobody can even understand.

When she gets out in the morning she goes to her sister's house and her sister says "Your boyfriend left a bag full of clothes and stuff here and he said you broke all the windows and tried to set the place on fire", so the gal starts digging through the black plastic trash bag full of her crappy smelly clothes saying how nobody ever treats her fair and all she's doing is trying to live her life and her sister just goes uh huh because she's heard it ALL before.

Just saying.

This is awesome.

All conflict-of-interest-interboard-crap aside, can I borrow it sometime? With due credit of course. I mentioned on facebook that I have her blocked and she seems..perturbed about that. 

[Doktor Howl]

Eartha, you remind me of that gal that shows up at the Dew Drop Inn Tavern about 7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody within ten feet of her how her boyfriend beat her up and threw her out again, while she digs around in her shitty vinyl purse for a smashed up pack of Virginia Slims with one dried out bent up cig inside, then she mooches beers and cigarettes for an hour or so until she goes out back with some guy and comes back a few minutes later alone with a ten dollar bill that she spends on shots of bar gin until she starts trying to sing along with the juke box going "Yer sweet smellin LAAAIIEES, CRAYzee on YIOO.... gunna go CRAYzee on YOOO..."

So they throw her out and she staggers around the parking lot shrieking "Ah HAYchoo yew muth'r FUKR! Ommina SUE you fr ALL YEW GOT! Yew lousy lyin stinkin SON uvva HOAR!", and when a car full of high school boys slows down to see what this crazy monster is she rips her shirt open and screams "GO HED! Have a GOOOD LOOK!", and that scares them off real fast so then she picks up half a brick out of a mud puddle and stands there weaving around looking evil for a minute..  Then, like she suddenly got an idea, she bolts for an old rusty pick up truck and starts trying to smash out a headlight but she keeps missing and just puts dents in the hood growling "How ya like it NOW HUH? Ya like THAT?"

And then the cops come and get her to put the brick down and she starts sobbing about how her boyfriend beat her up and she lost the last three jobs she had and they're gonna cut off her disability and when they try to get her in the police car she tries to come on to one of the cops which is just repulsive to them so when she's in the car and realizes she's going to the drunk tank AGAIN she starts snarling curse words nobody can even understand.

When she gets out in the morning she goes to her sister's house and her sister says "Your boyfriend left a bag full of clothes and stuff here and he said you broke all the windows and tried to set the place on fire", so the gal starts digging through the black plastic trash bag full of her crappy smelly clothes saying how nobody ever treats her fair and all she's doing is trying to live her life and her sister just goes uh huh because she's heard it ALL before.

Just saying.

This is awesome.

All conflict-of-interest-interboard-crap aside, can I borrow it sometime? With due credit of course. I mentioned on facebook that I have her blocked and she seems..perturbed about that. 

Sure.

And there's no more interboard crap, I think.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

Cool...and thanks!
It's a very accurate description, I think. The other night she was posting that she gets $250 an hour for blowjobs, but I think she forgot the decimal after the "2". 

[Doktor Howl]

Cool...and thanks!
It's a very accurate description, I think. The other night she was posting that she gets $250 an hour for blowjobs, but I think she forgot the decimal after the "2". 

Also, found this for you:

[Richter]

An emote would be a cheesy way out of a reply, this IS horrormirth.  A story I want to laugh at because I'm an evil twit, until the other little voice in my head says "That's some people's LIFE.".

...and I mull over how sad this fucking species is.

Fucking goddamn buses. 

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

I LIKE THE BUSSSSS!
Yoinked and saved for the most opportune moment.
Shouldn't be long. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cool...and thanks!
It's a very accurate description, I think. The other night she was posting that she gets $250 an hour for blowjobs, but I think she forgot the decimal after the "2". 

WHAT THE FUCK

That chick is... 

[Doktor Howl]

Cool...and thanks!
It's a very accurate description, I think. The other night she was posting that she gets $250 an hour for blowjobs, but I think she forgot the decimal after the "2". 

WHAT THE FUCK

That chick is... 

And she needs guys to send her money.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

Meth is probably expensive in Aussieland.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Cain]

Anyway, my copy of Mass Effect 3 just arrived by post, and I have this weekend off, so feel free to circle-jerk about how you are outraged about the outrage, your hurt fee-fees or what a terrible monster myself, Roger and Nigel in particular are, and implying they secretly did something to deserve it.

I'll be headshotting alien invaders, eating takeaway pizza and generally be feeling like a badass.

I am so envious of you right now.

Observation: the enemies, the ones with the shields, they aren't so tough.

Well, not if you have a sniper rifle and decent reflexes, anyway.  Pew pew, right through the gap they leave open for their eyes.

Anyway, pizza is on the way, so the second half of this arrangement is coming along quite nicely.

Further observations on Mass Effect 3: acquiring an anti-materiel sniper rifle makes even bothering to aim for weak points obsolete.  Gaps in the shields?  Who cares, just aim for the crotch if you want, it's going to punch through that armour and do some serious damage no matter where you point the thing.

Also, doing crazy combat rolls everywhere, including in the face of enemies you just hit with a blast of super-heated plasma, is oddly satisfying.  Especially if it's a Brute on its last health point.

Also, fucking Kai Leng.

Also also, Thane can be literally one step away from dying and is still a badass.

[Cain]

Also, sabotage is worth investing in, early on, if its a class ability.  Being able to hack two turrets...well, lets just say, hanging around at the back of the battlefield, in tactical cloak and in cover, and repeatedly spamming the sabotage option, with the turrets set up on the sides and a mass of enemies in the middle....painful for them.

If you have a biotic along for the ride, they can set up a singularity to prevent anyone rushing forward first, and you have a set up for a slaughter.  Detonating it with warp for anyone still left alive should finish off the stragglers.

That's another thing to mention: if you're a heavy power user, you may only want to take one or two weapons, invest in extra weight capacity, and make your weapons as light as possible with the superlight materials mods.  I think at one point, my Infiltrator, with a sniper rifle, heavy pistol and SMG had a +129% recharge rate, due to carry capacity versus heaviness of weapons.  I just spammed the shit out of tactical cloak and incinerate, and everyone else dropped like flies.  Sadly, he cannot do this now, because the Black Widow is incredibly heavy, but he's still got a respectable +51% recharge speed, which I think amounts to something like 5 seconds in game time.

[navkat]

I don't understand why people feel compelled to make a ginormous deal about flouncing. Either have someone change your password to something unpronounceable or just go away and chill out for a while...come back when you feel better. No need to make a post announcing HAY GUISE, I'M LEAVING AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

Nobody hates you, I promise. We're all too busy worrying about our own shit...unless you're carpetbombing people's PM boxes or assembling a hate-mob of yourself, in which case, it's apparently ON.